The Corrupt A Wish Game

The Game Room
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Here’s how it’s played…

You grant the wish of the person above you, but you somehow ruin it, and then you make your own wish. Example:

and so on and so fourth. One hopes we will come up with interesting wishes and interesting ways to corrupt them.

I wish I had tight, flawless skin all over my body.

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You do have, taut, flawless skin. Unfortunately it’s not yours, Buffalo Bill.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I want to.

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Granted. But your clothes don’t get teleported with you and everywhere you go you arrive stark naked.

I wish I had an all-expense paid trip to Paris waiting for me whenever I want to take it.

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Unfortunately, there’s a million dollar bounty on your head in Paris.

I wish I could finish all my homework!

5

Unfortunately, it’s all wrong, and you fail.

I wish I could live in the Colorado Mountains.

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The Colorado mountains turn into the Colorado volcanoes. You get swallowed by lava.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.

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You can have one but the turkey is dry!!!

I wish I could influence people’s thoughts.

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You can influence their thoughts, but their actions will turn against you.

I wish I could stop and start time.

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Poof! You own a brand new stopwatch!

I wish I had a pony.

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Granted - but at the same time you get piles that make you wish for a quick and painless death. Enjoy feeding your pony - you’ll never be able to ride it.

I wish I had more beer.

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You have more beer. You have a lifetime’s supply of beer delivered all at once. For everybody in the world. And a bill for the beer, delivery, storage…
I wish someone would link to the last few times we played this game.

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Granted, but while reading those you missed some great oppotunities to use some really good one liners on this one.

I wish I had a bigger penis

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There you are! Right in the middle of your forehead for everyone to admire.

I wish I had a clean back yard.

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Here, have a bigger penis !

  • ten foot penis ( and the whale it’s a part of ) falls on JFLuvly *
    I wish I had superhuman intelligence.
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Scooped ( barely ) !

  • Sends Langoliers to devour everything in Yllaria’s back yard *

I wish I had superhuman intelligence.

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Granted: it’s clean alright, completely devoid of matter in fact. As you can guess, going in there will have… less than fortunate consequences.

Granted, your superhuman intelligence, however, allows you to divine the dark secrets behind the universe driving you mad in ways Lovecraft would shudder at.

I wish I had a pony!

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Good news! You have a clean back yard thanks to a passing tornado. No grass, no soil just a huge gaping chasm and oh yeah no house.

I wish I had the one and only winning lottery ticket for the next Mega Millions and nothing bad happens to me or anyone I know for the next 100 years.

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I just wished for this.

But, what the hell… Have fun!

These are always better if you use people’s words in ironic, unexpected ways.
Oh, and I wish to be a big star!

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Here it is ! And nothing bad will happen - in fact, nothing at ALL will happen - for the next hundred years as you and everyone you know is frozen in time !
I wish I was taller.

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Poof! You’re now 18 feet tall and your arches are killing you.

I wish to be the All Being, master of time, space and dimension.