Is Meher Baba God in human form? Well, he’s been dead since 1969. God or not, he’s not really in human form anymore, is he?
So, what you guys are saying is that Pete Townshend is God?
Works for me.
Meher Baba lives again…Candles in the rain.
This is a message that needs to be spread. Maybe I can help, but first, I have a few questions. Is Meher Baba is looking for a good PR guy with lots of ideas? Would Meher Baba be willing to use robo dialers and infomercials along with some mass mailings and, hopefully, skywriting or even maybe some missionaries? Does he have a budget or is this a shoe string enterprise? How soon does he need someone to start? My email is in my profile, please respond with specifics, salary, perks, work at home of course, and retirement, company car, expense account, and maybe a 30 million dollar jet like that Dollar guy in Florida. We can’t let that reverend one up us.
Anxiously awaiting your job offer.
Thank you.
Morgenstern
Great posts (almost) everyone. It looks like you have a very lively community here.
Heretic! Everyone knows it’s Eric Clapton.
I’m god
Hi God, do you have a spaceship?
Edit: :smack: Now I see, you’re one of the Elder Ones. Nevermind the unworthy question.
Why, yes we do! Care to join in and answer questions about the thread you started?
I don’t suppose it will help, but
Somebody was around here laying down precepts. He said he was from you - better look into that.
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It looks like you have a very lively community here.
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That’s one way of putting it.
What are your views on pit bulls?
Regards,
Shodan
I should eat you for that, but I’m a benevolent god, sorta, so I won’t. But I will have you killed though, someday, maybe 30 or 40 years from now, in a completely explainable way indistinguishable from a natural death.
I’m looking forward to that and will remember you when my time is up. Do I have to do worship in the meantime? I tell ya, I’m not very good at worshipping.
No worship. I think that some stupid stone age tribe started the whole prostrating and chanting stuff but seriously, why would I, a god, need or want that? No worship, just carve my likeness into the side of mountains, that’s all
I’ll comply, oh my Lord. But I’m just as lousy at stone carving as at worshipping, so be warned.
Duly noted
Guy falls off a cliff while hiking, but manages to catch hold of a root sticking out. He’s dangling there, a hundred fifty feet above jagged rocks.
He turns his eyes to the heavens, and screams out, “IS THERE ANYONE UP THERE WHO WILL HELP ME!!!”
A solemn voice answers, “This is the Lord. I will help you. Then you must give up women, and gambling, forgive your enemies, give 10% of your income to the church, and spend the rest of your life telling others of Me.”
The guy lifts up his eyes to the heavens, and screams out, “IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE WHO WILL HELP ME!!!”
Regards,
Shodan
Sure. If there are any questions, let me know.
How about first answering the questions that were already posed in this thread?
I’m god, and so’s my wife!
Do you think that Meher Baba was/is God in human form and, if so, why?