Could Michael Jackson's face be saved?

Wow, Jackson’s 5’11" and only 120 lbs?! I’m 5’11" and over 200 lbs, and most people would not describe me as fat. Granted, Jackson has a skinnier build than me, but a body weight that low cannot possibly be healthy.

Hey, he’s eating as fast as he can!

:cool:

Isn’t that why he carries an umbrella all the time?

No, really. I thought that the vitiligo lcan leave your skin really sensitive to UV and since he evened it all out by getting rid of pigmentation, doesn’t he get crispy in the sun?

Maybe he’s ultra-thin because he has no taste for food. What with the sense of smell and taste being so related…

Cervaise, I think Michael may be the first non-biodegradable human. That face may last for 100 million years. When cockroaches evolve enough to have anthropologists, they may think that’s what we looked like. :eek:

Not that I know much about plastic surgery, but I’m pretty sure you can’t just reverse all the stuff Michael had done. Faces aren’t supposed to have that much crap done to them in the first place. :stuck_out_tongue:

Why in the heck hasn’t he sued the butchers that did this to him?

I mean he lives in America after all.

Maybe because he doesn’t realize it looks so oogy. Maybe he’s happy with it. I don’t know why he would be, but there you go.

Wait a sec, I’m going to call someone…
[dialtone]
[Touch tone beeps]
[one ringy-dingy]
[two ringy dingy]
“Moshi-moshi”
“Hi this is heresiarch from the SDMB. Is this Japan?”
“Hai.”
“I have a question - Could Michael Jackson’s face be saved?”
“Mikeru Jackson? Save face? … Bwahahahahaha!!!”
“hehe. OK, I didn’t think so either. Domo Origato.”
snerk Sayonara. Tell Opal Japan says 'Hi”."
[click]

So there you go. Japan says no. And Hi, Opalcat.

Is this the “deleted” post of which you speak? You want we should change your name to Zenster, or sumthin’?

Because he paid them to do it?

She should talk to this guy http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html
who was featured in a Discovery Channel show about obsessive behavior.

When I look at MJ, I think of those poor souls who weigh almost nothing and are in danger of dying from complications of anorexia…and they see themselves as still fat. Something like this has to be going on with MJ. Why else would he keep mutilating himself?

She should talk to this guy: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_365440.html
He was featured in a Discovery Channel show about obsessive behavior.

Every time i see MJ, I think of folks who are in danger of dying from compliations of anorexia, but still see themselves as fat.

Something like this has to be going on with MJ, or why would he continue to mutilate himself?

Sorry about the double posting…I got a time out error twice when trying to post my response.