Could this be a SDMB game?

In My Humble Opinion
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I love some of the games we get to play in MPSIMS, and I was wondering how to apply a game I really like to the SDMB.

It’s called “Avenge Me”, I game which you write a silly poem about causing the demise of your friend, and then someone else avenges them by doing in the person who killed them off.

The only rules are:

You can’t be extremely crude or sexual (it’s supposed to be comical)

All poems must be rhymed

You can’t avenge yourself

You can avenge others, even if you’ve already been killed (for the purpose of keeping the game going until you’re tired of it)

For instance, if we were to start a round, it would go as follows, if I may pick on FairyChatMom for a moment:

One autumn night through a graveyard
FairyChatMom Strolled
While through the shrill October air
The Midnight hour tolled

From in between the shadowed trees
Crept Splitfoot from the Board
Whom FairyChatMom, now aware
And shouting, pointed t’ward

“You mean old, smelly Splitfoot guy!
You stay away from me!
My big brother will beat you up
if you don’t leave me be!”

“You don’t scare me, you silly girl!”
The Splitfoot then replied.
“I’m going to pull out all your hair
and eat your eyeballs fried!”

“Then your fingers I will chomp
and hit you on the head
and smash your toes and bite your nose
and kill you till you’re dead!”

FairyChatMom tried to run
away from her demise,
but Splitfoot merely grabbed her head
and sucked out both her eyes

The Splitfoot then, his prey fileted
Upon her carcass grazed
and dragged away the body
in his horrid Splitfoot ways.

The next day all the cops could find
was blood upon the dirt
and a single piece of crimson stained
FairyChatMom shirt.

Then Splitfoot shouts:
Who will avenge FairyChatMom?

To which whom, oh, I don’t know…Davebear cries “I will”

Then Davebear composes a poem of whatever length in which he beats me repeatedly with a leg of lamb, and then eats it using my shirt as a picnic cloth…and so on and so on.

So what do you guys think? Is it a little much, or sound like fun?

And before anyone says “GRRRR SPLITFOOT WHAT KIND OF SICKO ARE YOU TO THE PIT WITH YOU FLAMEFLAME!!!11” please know that this is a really fun and innocent game, not meant to get vengeance on anyone you don’t like but just to be silly. And I’m posting the idea here before MPSIMS so I can see if it would offend anyone.

And FairyChatMom and Davebear…I use you two because I’ve read a lot of both of your posts and you seem like pretty light hearted people who would take this as comedic fun.

So guys, help me out?

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I don’t have anything to add here except…cool user name, Mr. Split-foot. A poster that can be summoned by popping one’s big toe!
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Love the idea, dude, no flames from me!
I’ll play (hoping I get this right):
As Mr. Splitfoot trod the bridge
O’er darkened rapids deep,
He never dreamed what lay in store,
To bring him final sleep.

The fates had chosen that fine eve
To spite young Kn*ckers fair
In boundless rage, she sought revenge -
On whom, she didn’t care.

So as the OP unawares
Wandered aimless on,
Kn*ckers boiled a cauldron’s worth
Of year-old Grey Poupon.

“This mustardy concoction,”
She chuckled evilly,
“Will scald and drown our OP brave -
What naughty fun for me!”

As it was said, so was it done;
The plot was carried through.
The cauldron of Poupon was raised
Above young splitfoot true.

From high atop the bridge supports,
Came splitfoot’s sudden death.
The boiling mustard was deployed,
And choked away his breath.

Who will avenge mr. splitfoot?!

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I love you Kn*ckers!

After 5 mins of laughing so hard I was almost crying, I finally managed to be able to post my gratitude! I’ve never been murdered so well!

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kn*ckers left her victim behind
thinking she was free
not knowing that soon would come
an avenger for mr. splitfoot-ee

She went off to the store
unaware that she was followed
if she knew what was coming
she would not be able to swallow

she need more mustard twas true
but in the grocery store she dallied
she was wasting her last few moments
for her accounts were about to be tallied

then the mighty Zebra
set into action his plan
kn*ckers was doomed for sure
a chance, she didn’t stand

He pulled out the bottom grapefruit
and all of them rolled out
makine and old tumble
as her walker flew she cried out

Her walker struck a shopper
who pushed her full cart with force
the cart headed straight for kn*ckers
the cart had no remorse

Zebra dropped a dollar
right in front of knckers
she bent over to retrive
the cart speed towards her bttoms

She was struck from behind
and into the back she stumbled
she was in the meat department
an into the packer she tumbled

Now kn*ckers is vaccumed packed
but with precious little air
and even her own knockers
did not hold enough to spare

She is smother under plastic
and now placed out for sale
buy her befor her sell by date
otherwise she might turn stale

Who will avenge kn*ckers?

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in the case of simulposts I think the victim should return and choose which ending they prefered.