Could you be any more condescending, spingears?

Do you lead a sheltered/isolated existence?
Have you done a web search for “Sping Ears”?

sping ears

Any More Stupid Questions?
p.s. please see link in post #4 of this thread if you are offended by above. Thank you.

I hereby dub this “Most Justified Pitting of the Week.”

so it’s an erotic resort for women who make type-o’s?

I noticed this prick in that Ned Kelly thread. Glad to see the mods warning this fuck.

Even funnier when you consider the fact that guests can’t use the search engine.

Which he’d have known, if he’d taken the time to do a quick search of the boards.

I’m not defending him at ALL, as I think his comments are rude and unnecessary, esp in GQ and other non-pit forums, but I think by “search engine” he meant Yahoo! or Google.

If we expected all posters to use search engines rather than GQ, this would be a suckass boring place. When I post a GQ question, I want more than just an answer! I want commentary, debate, snarkiness, condescension, question hijacking, spinoff threads, and the potential for moderator intervention!

Search engines are boring!

Well, then springears is the poster for you! He can do all of those things, and more! Often in a single post!

Yeah, sorry…there was a thread a while back (I’ve been searching for it to no avail) asking about misread Doper names. spingears was cited multiple times.

Don’t forget this little gem?

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Back before he was driving me nuts, I commented in this thread that I kept reading his name as “Sping Ears”, which brought forth the people who thought it was actually “Spring Ears.”
Anyway, I agree that GQ would be pretty dead if it weren’t for questions that could classify as easily searchable.

I mean, with that kind of thinking, there is no need for teachers, either. Just hand the kids the book and let em figure it out on their own.

To be offended by you I’d have to care who you are.

And I don’t.

You do know that was a joke, right?

You really are one dumb motherfucker, you know that?

Rufus was parodying spingears’ style of reply. I seriously doubt he meant anything serious by it.

Good.
Go fuck a duck.

:smiley:

Greater love hath no poster than to give his ass to protect his fellow.
Reeder darts onto the field. Look! He’s painted a huge target on his posterior and he’s mooning the crowd!
Quick, spingears, while Reeder has them distracted, make a run for it!

(And I didn’t even know that Reeder liked spingears.)

I gotta say, I’m quite pleased with the recent trend of Liberal and Reeder hijacking every thread they see in order to make everyone talk about them instead of the thread subject! :rolleyes:

At any rate, thanks, NotCrazy, for posting this. That GQ thread that set you off had me seething (as might be obvious from my responses). spingears is a complete fucking jackass as far as I can tell. I’m not sure if the limited English proficiency means that some of the tone he’s trying for doesn’t quite translate, but in that thread he was just a straight up dick to the OP, drawing completely unfounded conclusions. And no matter how many times it was pointed out, he didn’t seem to understand the basic idea that conclusions ought to be based on some actual knowledge of a situation. Dude’s an engineer, I think, so it makes me a little nervous about the buildings I walk into . . .

I’m sure the poster in question is a classicist devotee of spinging, thus, spinge ars.

Your petty jealousy would be less ironic were you not compelled to hijack every thread I post in in order to announce your pleasures and displeasures about me, oh stuck-in-stone one.