I think a Magneto/Voldemort ticket would be pretty entertaining.
Thomas J. Whitmore
or
James Marshall
Don’t worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. You need electrolytes. Here, have some Brawndo.
Adam Selene
(Do I get double points because he’s a fictional character created by fictional characters?)
Got any money? I like money.
No? okay, where’s the nearest Starbucks?
Now isn’t the time for a handjob, Mac!
There is only one possible answer to this question, and that is PRESIDENT MICHAEL WILSON.
(Seriously, it’s the President and Vice President fighting with giant robots and screaming terrible one-liners at the top of their lungs. It’s amazing.)
Optimus Prime. And that’s “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings” Optimus, not “Give me your face!” Optimus.
Japan’s greatest crime is not releasing this game in the English-speaking world.
Nero Wolfe. With Archie as his kick-ass Chief of Staff, Lily Rowan as Secretary of State, Lon Cohen as Press Secretary, Inspector Cramer as Sec’y of Defense, and Saul Panzer with a roving brief of doing anything that needs to be done.
Alternately, Jean-Luc Picard, with Riker as CoS, Data as Sec of State, Major Kira as Secretary of Defense… Hmm, can others help me fill in the cabinet with Next Gen-era personnel?
Came in to post Lord Ventinari…once more. Death, err, DEATH doesn’t understand how humans think very well. However, Susan should be Secretary of Education. She would whip the schools into shape.
But if DEATH is President, then we get the Death of Rats for First Rat!
SQUEAK
James Tiberius Kirk.
He has no respect for the Prime Directive. What makes you think he’ll have any regard for the Bill of Rights?
James Tiberius Kirk is the son of moral certainty; nothing is more dangerous. Should he become president, we will all quickly find ourselves in chains.
Well, you guys.
Skeletor. Oh, wait we already had him as V.P.
Uh …
How about Blondie, aka “The Man with No Name.” weedooweedooweeeee … waaWAAAHhhwaah …
Dude, Al Gore is going through a public divorce. Why do are you kicking him while he’s down?
They tried to make him take over, and it didn’t work. Besides, there’s someone who is more qualified . . . which would make Galt “First Spouse.”
Hagbard Celine!
Hal Jordan.
Come on! No other votes for Sir Harry Flashman? He’d be perfect. Manipulative; devious; selfish; charismatic; and look at the fun all the interns would have in the Oval Office.
How about Gandalf The White?