Not allowed by the rules of his order.
I nominate Faramir.
(The original Faramir, from the books, and not one from any Peter Jackson movies.)
General Zod is already in the process. He will get my vote!
Meh.
A compromise candidate, between supporters of Dick Cheney & those of Bill Clinton.
“The man was a menace.”
“Seventeen (17) separate temporal violations - the biggest file on record.”
Don’t blame me - I voted for Bill and Opus in the last election.
(I have a t-shirt that says this)
R. Daneel Olivaw
Yeah, he was cool.
Then how about Tom Bombadil for a dark horse candidate?
Duh, it’s even in his name: Prez.
With Vice President Gordon Freeman. No embarrassing soundbites!
Hamilton Burger (the district attorney who always lost to Perry Mason). Since most Presidents in my lifetime have been Burgers, we wouldn’t notice any change.
Since Aaron Pierce never made it to President on “24” (if Wayne Palmer could become POTUS, anyone could), let’s make him President in ours.
Yep. Seems like the obvious choice.
Another choice: Phillipe (but only if Todd is NOT his running mate).
Alfred E Neuman—the Tea Party needs a candidate…
If we had Lisa Simpson that would include Bart Simpson as Secretary of the Treasury, that might come in handy.
“What happened China? You use to be cool.”
“China still cool, you pay later!”
I can’t imagine Zapp Brannigan doing any worse than Bush in the foreign policy department.
“What is it that makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?”