There’s a Doper with the one of the all-time best usernames in the history of usernames, and it’s Imthecowgodmoo. I always loved the little “moo” at the end. Just a little “moo.” Moo, moo, moo. What a happy little sound.
Sigh. Now I’m in a much better mood. Or should I say “a much better moooooooood.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The interupting cow.
The interupting co…
MOO!
I must say. If it wasn’t for all the cows we passed, the entire state of Nebraska would have been misery to drive through on my way to California. I had to surpress the urge to stick my head out the window and yell “MOO!” every time we saw one.
Roses are red,
violets are blue
monkeys go “eek!”
and cows go “moo”
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
twelve red heifers
eleven monkey butlers
ten ladles ladling
nine hip hopping hippos
eight cow bells clanging
seven flying feces
six of those little cylinders that when you flip them upside down and turn them back up again they make that “moooo” sound (take a breath)
fiiiiiiive gol-den caaaaaaalves
four(thousand) dopey threads
three pissed off mods
two worthless poems
and a cow made into ground chuck for me.
Of course it is, but we’ll milk it for al it is worth, nonetheless.
MOOOOO!
ChiefScott used a smiley!
ChiefScott used a smiley!
Watch out for the apocolypse,
There’s ice in hell and the devil slips!
ChiefScott used a smiley!
ChiefScott used a smiley!
Eddie Izzard wrote a sitcom pilot called “Cows”, based in a world where cows were as intelligent as humans. I thought it was funny, but it tanked nevertheless.
And who could forget Phoebe’s song:
“Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Then the farmer hits it in the head with a hammer
And that’s how we get hamburger!
Noooooooooow chickens!..”
To quote the Easy Rider soundtrack:
Don’t bogart that joint, my friend.
There a professional theatre company here called “Mad Cow”
Sadly, no picture logo, just the letters in a circle.
At the end of The Daily Show on Comedy Central they have a Mad Cow productions logo. Not the same one you describe though.
It goes “The cow says… MOO” from those really old toys that spun around and pointed to the different animals.
Ah, but did you notice that after the second year, they changed from a cow “moo” to a child giggling the word “moo”? Copyright infringement on an animal sound?
And my “Mad Cow” should actually read “Mad Cow Theatre”. They hand out lapel buttons - black, with “got theatre?” in lowercase white letters.
Why do you do this?
The sad thing is, I don’t even smoke weed. I think of this stuff while completely sober.
Woodstockbirdrybird, you’re obviously on my wavelength.
<------Look! Chicken!
And did you hear about the GM glowing monkey? Now that’s funny.
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\l/IIRC, somebody brought up the fact that rain/water in general is bad for leather jackets. “Then why don’t the cows mildew?”
“'Cause we Scotch-Guard 'em.” It grew from there (we got into explaining the details of the operation). There is generally a good probability for extreme weirdness when you get me and racinchikki together.
HeHe Cows…COWS…
i pity those that don’t see the humor in cows.
My best friend and I have had an ongoing “cow” theme since 8th grade. Each year we tend to buy each other something cow-related. We’re so sick of cows >this xmas i got cow slippers< but we love them and love to annoy each other with them.
on a side…my cow slippers are DOPE! they have little brown horns so i’ll run around my place and attack my cat with them shouting moooo!
…ya gotta love cows…and MONKEYS
little butler monkeys, and bouncer monkeys, just like mojo jojo, and mojo the helper monkey Homer bought…hehehehehehehehe
Wow
You guys have never gotten between a mother Gelbvieh and her calf have you?
I’ll guarantee it is not so funny going through a fence.
Outside of that and maybe having one step on your foot I like to just stand and watch them.
Hi this is his daughter.
I was just wondering. Have you ever had a cow drag you through a show ring?
When I was in high school, a youth group I was in had a cow as the Mascot. Bufa Cow. I’m serious. We’d put it on t-shirts and banners for conventions. We even had a song:
Bufa Cow
Bufa Cow
Bufa yellow bellied cow
as Hatikvah goes bufing along.
For it’s Hi-Hi-He
That’s the cow for me.
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Bufa Cow HEY!
We’d sing this whenever we could, wherever we were, as loud as possible. Ah memories.
Since we’re now doing cow filks:
“Tall and blonde and broad of shoulder
The girl from Ogallala goes walking
And as she passes,
Each cow she passes
Goes mooooooooo…”
While cows are somewhat amusing, I feel that ducks are frickin’ hilarious! I moved to a new apartment on a lake last September, and the ducks have been cracking me up ever since.
Have you ever watched a duck quack? They open their bill waaay open, even for little quiet quacks. Or watched a duck try to walk downhill? Man, I’m laughing right now as I’m picturing it in my head.I love ducks.