The OP specified food.
Circus Peanuts are a toxic waste disposal system.
Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies
AND Circus peanuts
Little Caesar’s Hot-N-Ready. Might as well get the extra pepperoni one if it’s ready or a short wait.
Oh, THOSE circus peanuts! I thought you meant the hot roasted kind and said “Huh?”
DUH! Hit me on the side of the head and call me stupid! 
You and Circus Peanuts!?
< sobs >
The Doc also likes Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and other Fromage de Stank, so keep that in mind.
Utz, not putz, lol.
Check out the label on the pic @Mangetout posted, it’s hilarious! I think I will refrain from the 50 gal. size - I don’t care to end up resembling the container they come in.
I believe that is Utz, a company that now seems to be just another big producer but which I recall from my childhood over 50 years ago as something rather special - my parents would buy large tins of Utz potato chips or pretzels from time to time, declaring them a little expensive, a little hard to find, but The Best. I had thought they were a small Pennsylvania-based, family-owned company (explaining the limited supply), and perhaps at the time they were, or maybe as a five-year-old I just had no idea. But if they once were a boutique operation, they’ve clearly outgrown their homey roots.
I had to enlarge it 500% to read all the fine print. Survivalist food indeed! 
Is there a special reason why Nancy is on the label? 
I have never been addicted to any substance, to my knowledge, but to me these are like crack (and the Pringles are bad, too).
Pretty much any potato chip, but especially kettle-style chips (and Pringles).
Nancy?
Kettle brand potato chips. Especially the big bags with Himalayan pink salt they sell at Costco.
And chili dogs.
Sluggo’s girlfriend.
Never mind, under magnification I can see she looks different.
This i must agree with. I love the coconut on the sno-balls.
And of course, you peel off the Sno-Ball icing igloo and eat it separately, right?
No, thats just for Oreos. Sno-balls i eat as they are.
For Oreos, I eat them that way because i am not fond of the cream filling, but love the cookie part. But for Sno-balls, i enjoy all of it.
I haven’t bought or eaten a Sno-Ball in many decades (not that I wouldn’t eat a few right now if they magically appeared in my house), but as a kid, I liked to carefully peel off the igloo and then stand it up by itself and stare at it while I ate the chocolate innards. It wasn’t about taste. I did it just 'cause I could.
For some reason I find this story absolutely charming.
@ThelmaLou is like that.