What things do you eat that your snooty foodie or health nut friends would be absolutely apalled by if they knew you sank so low?
I LOVE Minute Rice, which I know is a total anathema to serious cooks. I’m not sayin’ it’s like real rice. It’s Minute Rice. I grew up with it, and many a morning I have nuked a big ol’ bowl and eaten it with butter and salt for breakfast. YUM! (I got my son hooked on rice for breakfast, and, interestingly, now at age 11, he’s become a total rice snob and will only eat basmati!)
I took the ultimate white trash dessert to a friend’s picnic: Dump cake (i.e., dump cherry pie filling and crushed pineapple in a pan. Top with dry yellow cake mix and pecans. Drizzle as much butter as your arteries can stand over the top and bake till brown.) The very name is revolting. I sure as hell didn’t let anyone in on its name or contents, but lemme tell you, there wasn’t a bite left!
So what is it for you? Vienna sausages? Deep-fried Twinkies?