The Fabulous Poodles (actually had that album, eek!)
Bi-Curious George, heh heh…
King Black Acid
and my favorite: Fuckpriest Fantastic
Squeezy Weasel would be a good one too…
The String Cheese Incident.
they are also one of my favorite bands
Honkey Kong Alien Sex Fiend Butthole Surfers
My old band The Elderly Sluts
My favourite - Machine Gun Fellatio.
The Plastic People Of The Universe
The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
Drive-By Truckers
Songs:Ohia
some local ones:
Pine Hill Haints
Natchez Shakers
Prom Needles
The Fiddleworms
The Holly Carbines
Rollin’ In The Hay
Karmorha
Refill 88
Mostly Fiction Names for Bands From Jello Biafra & Other DK fans
The Avant Gardeners
The Paedophilic Priests
Hunter-Gatherers Inc.
Turgid
The Irrationalists
Racket
Doom N Gloom
Protection Racket
Prolapse
Kookypop
Ism Ism Ism
The Anarchist Travelling Circus
Ultraviolence
Beergut
Whoregrinder
Czolgosz
Analingus
Hitler’s Right Testicle
Zerzan
Psychobabble
The Earthlings
Kenneth Williams’ Nostrils
Heart Disease on a Plate
Snake Oil For Sale
Reagan’s Colon
Radioactive Vomit
The pit of penultimate darkness
Progress? Where?
Bonehead
No, YOU’RE a fucking moron
Death of a car salesman
Anal face
Frat boys in power
Apathy
Radioactive Armpit
Chainsaw Enema
Foreskin Handbags
Brittany’s Charred Remains
Forensic Light Show
Doomsday Police
In Skank
Strom Thurman Won’t Die
CIA Death Squad
The Newtzis
Spooge Swallowers
Rikki Martin Explosion
Madona Heresy
Supreme Court Gunfight
The Bodybags
Absolutely Talentless (actually, a real band)
Baptist Orgy
The Texas Republican Massacre
God is Dead
We Have a Fuzz Box and We’re Going to Use It
The Sideshow Bishops
Catholic Death Pope
Nike Death Squad
Laser Eye Surgery Gone Wrong
Bleeding Sphincter
Myocardio Infarction (a.k.a. heart attack)
Saratonin Surplus
Vestigial Brain
Phlegm Machine
50,000 Acres A Day
Prozac Party Games
Attention Deficit Disorder
The Judges of Dread
Censored in Britain
The Hindenboobs
Blue Slave Labor Shoes
Split up
Artistic differences
Our singer is a wanker
Toilet tour
Signing On
Sleeping on floors
£200 Guarantee
5-Minute sound check
Can we borrow your snare?
Half a PA
Drunk Driver
Where can we get some speed?
More of the same
We sound like Nirvana
No meat on the rider
Taxi to the tour bus
Witch Penis
Young Youth
Redundant Youth
** From Dave Marsh’s “Book of Rock Lists”
“You can’t say we didn’t warn you. 40 of the Most Absurd Group Names of the Psychedelic Era”**
- Africa Creeps Up and Up
- Autosalvage
- Aum
- Ball Point Pen
- Bubble Puppy
- Clear Light
- The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair (The name was later changed
to Detroit Edison White Light Co., because the drummer refused
to have anything to do with despair.) - Chocolate Watchband
- Truman Coyote
- The Crab Cometh Forth
- Daisy Overkill
- Dr. Zoom and His Sonic Boom
- The Electric Rectum
- The Electric Prunes
- Everpresent Fullness
- Everything is Everything
- The Fifty Foot Hose
- Frosted Suede
- Frumious Bandersnatch
- The Grateful Dead
- Hmmm
- The Holy Modal Rounders
- It’s a Beautiful Day
- The Jefferson Airplane
- Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
- Lothar and the Hand People
- The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
- The Only Alternative and His Other Possibilities
[I think this is my favorite, though #7 above comes close. – jmb] - The Peanut Butter Conspiracy
- Ph Factor Jug Band
- Purple Earthquake
- Recurring Love Habit
- The Strawberry Alarm Clock
- 13th Floor Elevator
- Thorsten Veblen Blues Band
- The Time Being
- Tiny Hearing Aid Company
- Transatlantic Chicken Wicken No. 5
- Ultimate Spinach
- Uncut Balloon
Some bands I have played on the same bill as (with my band, I am Spartacus )
Clouded Mouse
Calling Walter Cracker
Muff
Bands I have seen with cool names :
Moses Kicks the Shrine
Rad Hott and his Chilly Pepper
Mr. Ed’s Langer (yes, Langer does mean that.)
Pork will Eat Itself.
Baby’s Arm.
We Hate John Wayne.
Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band
A few more:
When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water
Afghanistan Banana Stand (timely, no?)
Dick Duck and the Dorks
And my favorite:
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
How in the world do bands come up with these names?
home town bands include:
Clumpy Bog
Frog in a sock (this one give me all kinds of funny mental images!!)