Fuck you to people who call their pets “My children”! These uncircumcised fat SUV-driving assholes should get off of their damned cellphones long enough to declaw their damned animals, who ARE NOT HUMAN, and get out of the fast lane or speed up. I hope they get into an accident, except some stupid pretentious elitist will call the bloody wreckage “modern art.” Please, can Cheney just shoot these people?
I was working in the office the other day and this stupid colleague of mine did something stupid! That’s SO something I wouldn’t do, because I’m not stupid, but this stupid person did it anyway, even though it was stupid! And they did it in a stupid way! From hell’s heart I pit thee, stupid colleague. Oh, and fuck you etc. etc.
Kids suck, and people who have kids suck (insert “breeders” and “crotchdroppings” as appropriate). All children and parents should be lined up against a wall and shot for pissing me off. And even if they haven’t done anything wrong, or even been in presence, just the knowledge that someone, somewhere, has a kid PISSES ME OFF!!!
Oh, ‘controversial’? Sorry, I was going for ‘typical’.
Ok: Americans can go screw themselves. Fat-arsed, Bush-loving freaks of nature, get yourself some history and then call us back. Europe doesn’t need your help now, we’ll sort out the Middle East for you and then let you open a few McDonalds outlets so you can think that the American Empire isn’t in terminal decline.
Bush should make a constitutional ammedment requiring everyone to raise gay polyamorous outdoor declawed kittens who are overweight and drive SUVs to abortions clinics! And, since is the Pit, Fuckity Fuck Fuck.
The re-election of George Bush proves that America deserved 9-11. Only an evil nation would elect an evil man, twice. As well, our actions against the Middle East demonstrate that we are the entire region’s enemies, and that makes 9-11 a simple act of war against an enemy, not terrorism. The rest of the world should just say “Fuck the Americans” and leave us to our fate.
I beat the crap out of my neighbour’s handicapped daughter yesterday, the one with the conjoined fetal kitten growing out of her neck. Bitch rammed her wheelchair into my shin on purpose. I could see it in her one good eye. And the fetal kitten hissed at me. So I beat her up and tossed her down the stairs, then I beat her with her own prosthetic elbow.
That, ma’am, is a work of art. Modern art. Which my four year old could do. Therefore, you are my four year old. And since my pets are my children, you are a pussy!
I have had it with you idiots who think it’s okay for your pets to illegally cross the border into this country and then get welfare and medicaid and use it to get abortions and flood our healthcare system with uninsured pets! It’s a drain on our economy and it makes it easier for the terrorist pets to come over and take other pets’ jobs.
