He screws with her head
Despite all her best efforts
She can’t let him win !
Victory is mine
I am relentless at this
I will not be stopped.
I will post one more
Just to ward off Elendil
My true nemesis
I will poison your
Lemonade, because I choose
Random haiku plots
A fellow teacher and I were discussing how teaching is sometimes like a donkey trying to fly. So I composed this for her (on a Friday).
Fly, little donkey,
Spread wings, escape earth, glide high!
Weekend is your sky.
I will eat your cat
Delicious pet sandwiches
Here kitty kitty
Haiku thread returns
Always irresistible
Behold, it is I!
Doffing my top hat
And twirling my long mustache
Rats, foiled again.
The damn zombie thread,
rears yet again it’s ugly head,
I wish it was dead!
Hey, what if it’s 5-7-5 AND it rhymes, are there bonus points?
Eyes of ham salad
Brain filled with honey turkey
Arise Sandwich Man!
Bonus points? Doubtful.
Rhyming is irrelevant
in any haiku.
Age don’t matter, guys.
A decade of Viagra,
Old Eddy gets the blues.
Flitter flitter splat
Smashing butterflies in spring
Flitter flitter splat.
I want to go to the Dells
I’m running low on some stuff
like new moccasins.
the pointless absurd
haiku warms the cockles of
my flinty cold heart
are warm cockles good
with plum sauce or mayonnaise?
or in a sandwich?
dead butterflies lie
in heaps. smooshed with warm cockles
yum, yum, in my tum
My milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard. They’re like,
“I drink your milkshake.”
Brand new gold tooth, see?
I’m one bad motherfucker
Don’t you mess with me.
Cluricaun’s gold tooth
fills me with fear and loathing;
please, please don’t hurt me!
Not to worry my friend
That gold tooth is a rental
Got to give it back.
Why’d I even ask?
Are you the Haiku Point God?
The damn points are mine.