My mouse wheel has weird
Greasy gunk on it. What the
Hell is this crap, man?
How to write Haikus?
I can’t seem to remember.
Someone fill me in.
The syllable count
is five-seven-five, line by
line, my Doper friend.
Pennies in a stream…
That’s been done. I take it back.
I just love that song.
Zeldar is a clown.
Big red nose and waxy ears.
Moonlight in Vermont.
This song haunts me still.
Falling leaves, a sycamore,
My clown mows the lawn.
Stop following me.
Who wants an Oom Pa Pa band
Providing life’s score?
Haiku does not consist
Of seventeen syllables
With no other rules.
Yes, you’ve mentioned that,
But this is Doper Haiku
There are far less rules.
Still like Obama,
but he’s been pounded lately;
not a pretty sight.
There is a weasel
That lives inside of my pants
Who likes to eat cheese.
Insert deep thought here
A philosophy template
For the modern world
My Blackberry Pearl
Doth drive me insane these days
God I miss my Treo.
Newbie in the house
now happily enduring
goat references