My mouse wheel has weird
Greasy gunk on it. What the
Hell is this crap, man?
How to write Haikus?
I can’t seem to remember.
Someone fill me in.
The syllable count
is five-seven-five, line by
line, my Doper friend.
Pennies in a stream…
That’s been done. I take it back.
I just love that song.
Zeldar is a clown.
Big red nose and waxy ears.
Moonlight in Vermont.
This song haunts me still.
Falling leaves, a sycamore,
My clown mows the lawn.
Stop following me.
Who wants an Oom Pa Pa band
Providing life’s score?
Haiku does not consist
Of seventeen syllables
With no other rules.
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Haiku does not consist
Of seventeen syllables
With no other rules.
[/QUOTE]
Yes, you’ve mentioned that,
But this is Doper Haiku
There are far less rules.
Still like Obama,
but he’s been pounded lately;
not a pretty sight.
There is a weasel
That lives inside of my pants
Who likes to eat cheese.
Insert deep thought here
A philosophy template
For the modern world
My Blackberry Pearl
Doth drive me insane these days
God I miss my Treo.
Newbie in the house
now happily enduring
goat references