Cricket wireless is pissing me off.

Not pit material, as I’m not up to the “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” level of anger yet…

Cricket has a higher tier of their “unlimited” wireless internet service they don’t advertise. Just got this text message that sent me to this web page:

7.5 GB a MONTH for the premium users. Yeah.
Let’s try dslreports.com speedtest–Here’s the average over three different servers:
Download speed: 47 kb/sec
Upload speed: 620 kb/sec

Well, shit.

Anyone wanna buy a cheap slightly used dongle?

http://www.mycricket.com/ is Down for Maintenance
https://account.mycricket.com/ is Down for Maintenance

I’m like two beers away from heading over to 4chan and saying how much I love the new crickit plans.

Eh, T-Mobile’s site is down every single time I try to look up my account.