This is one of the most disturbing things I’ve read here. It’s disgusting and makes me queasy just thinking about it. What kind of sick, perverted, demented brain is swimming about in that skull of yours? Poetry for God’s sake!
You sicko. Monstre - a little too much vitriol in that last post of mine? Like I said previously (of course we’ve already determined you haven’t read the thread ;)) - I sometimes find it difficult to balance the crankiness with the humor. Lets let this slip by.
(Apostrophe in “lets” omitted on purpose to compensate for the previous gratuitous apostrophe usage.) Helena
No, silly. The underage Korean is a him. (Korean minor, get it?) Nevermind.
And yes, the 3 Stooges Curly would paddle in circles on his side and go, “Woo woo woo woo!”
It’s ok if you don’t get it. The Stooges is traditionally a guy thing anyway.
Well actually I did, but I hadn’t bothered to memorize every word yet. That’s the kind of lazy-ass slacker I am… Hang on…
:::getting out notepad and pencil:::
Okay, which parts are going to be on the test?
I’ve been here for almost 9 months now, but I feel the need to be welcomed by the frog. And besides, I’m always up for a good biting…
I’m 19, I’m a manager at McDonalds, and I’m not going to school yet. I have to save up cash, because I’m dirt poor at the moment. I have a sister who’s 17, I pretty much raise her. (I guess I’m not doing a good job, since she stole my car and crashed it…). I used to live in Florida, now I live in Massachusetts. I’ve been told I flirt too much. I’ve also been told I need to improve my life, and get a real job and get married. I’m having lots more fun flirting. My favorite word is punk. The other is Grr. You’ll hear both from me at least 10 times in an average conversation. If you want nekkid pictures, you’ll have to pay for them like everyone else does-I mean-you’ll have to ask nicely…
And that, in a nutshell, is Pammipoo. So, let the biting begin…
Errr, greetings people. I’m Yelmalio and I am a geek. A honest to goodness geek being a VMS system adminstrator and all. I’m also a father of 3 kids with a SO, mortgage, mini-van (no TV) blah, blah, blah boring mundane things. Hobbies include Astronomy, playing a Tuba and more normal things like fragging.
Oh yeh, I am known as Thed on snopes.com, space.com and Delphi.com some one had already used that handle here. So, Hi Tengu and Dantheman. There are quite a few Snopesters here abouts methinks.
Wow, if I hadn’t gone back to check on an old quote of mine, I’d have never known there were people waiting for welcomes. I only post from work and had a four day weekend from the 8th to the 11th. I didn’t know it had been bumped, I thought this was long dead.
I’m going home in a few, but I’ll post proper welcomes for you two tomorrow.
Hola, im a 19 year old college student from MN, im majoring in wildlife managment. I read these posts for a long time before I decided to try and join in. I tend to be shy a lot, but I’m thinking you guys are the type that will make me a lot less shy.
You know… he says he wants nekkid pictures, but freaks out when you send them…
And I still haven’t been officially welcomed. Drooling on your keyboard doesn’t count.
My God, that’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever read on these boards.
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And the sad post isn’t getting any better with this little gem. Where’s my Prozac?! She’s bumming me out, I need my Prozac!
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My favorite word is “Bite.” Guess what the other word is. yelmalio drones on:
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No thanks, I stoped doing drugs a while ago.
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[Crocodile Hunter voice]
Now 'ere we see the geek in it’s natural 'abitat - on the internet - and crikey, check out this little beauty! You can tell the geek of the species from the others by certain trademark characteristics. For example, they often tend to speak in acronyms, assuming everyone else will know what they’re talking about. This one has chosen to announce 'is geekness by using the acronym “VMS.”
Now let’s listen to see if any geeks answer…
[/Crocodile Hunter voice] AbbySthrnAccent drawls:
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And of course 8th graders are always in the know on what’s cool. I mean, without 8th graders, how else would I have known the Britney Spears and the Backstreet Boys were cool enough to do the Halftime show with Aerosmith? Thank you, 8th graders. Thank you so f’ing much!
(If it wasn’t the Backstreet Boys, don’t bother correcting me, cuz I don’t care. One boy-band is the same as another.)
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You get bonus points for this. night day! (oh, sorry, I thought it was word association for a second. We do a lot of that in therapy.
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Well you started your post with a Spanish word, so let’s see how un-shy we can get you with this Spanish phrase: Sientate en mi cara y meneate.*
Now with that out of the way, you are ready to go forth and mingle. Be shy no more, for in the name of the Frog you are cured of this affliction.
[Exorcist scene]
The power of Frog compels you!
The power of Frog compels you!
The power of Frog compels you!
[/Exorcist scene] GingerOfTheNorth
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Ah Ginger. Ginny-gin-gin-gin ginger. This is not the way to go about getting welcomed. Did you not read the OP? I need some info on you, even if we’ve emailed and I already know some things. Introduce yourself to the board and then I’ll get at it.
And I haven’t freaked out at anyone’s nekkid pics yet.
Except for Eutychus’s pix. I wasn’t expecting to see his at all. That sorta scared me.
My name is GingerOfTheNorth. I am delightful, witty, charming, and modest.
I have been around for a little while now. I have recruited new members to the cult that is Straight Dope. I have learned coding. I have hyperlinked my .sig. I have induced eunoia to use smilies on three separate occasions.
I don’t make people mad, I don’t step on toes, and I will bake cookies upon request. Just don’t expect me to be happy about it.
I have thus far resisted The Supreme Leader’s gravitational pull.
I have faithfully lurked every thread I possibly could for the past two months.
Please, oh please! Welcome me! (let me get on my full body armour…)
I linked to this for you to read. I wasn’t expecting a BUMP!! I happen to be in a good mood tonight, so my vehemence is going to be rather tame tonight. Plus, this thread’s been dead for so long, I’m a little rusty. Let’s see what I’ve got…
Good God, Ginger you’re nearly as full of it as I am! You know, your opinions of yourself and on these boards don’t matter at all until I see you naked. (Don’t bother to try to figure out how those things are connected, just accept that they are and send with the pics already!)
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The hell you don’t make people mad. That, ma’am, is a damnable lie! (I love that phrase) You’ve continually pissed off the powers that be and you are living in a world of denial, just like all those other women! Don’t play stupid, you know what I mean: all those women who laugh at me, throw drinks in my face, pretend not to hear me when I talk to them, get married to other guys, and other diversionary tactics to build up their facade of happiness and live in their little world of denial to cover up the intense pain they’re truly feeling by being denied the blissful existance of being with ME!
Hang on, I’ve delved so deep into the realm of fantasy I’ve forgotten what I was talking about… Let’s move on.
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What the hell are you talking about? Wait, stop… don’t answer. I realize by asking I may have given you the impression that I care what you’re talking about, but let’s be honest here. I’m just in it for the nude pics.
BTW - Coldfire, if you’re reading this thread, you can stop sending the nude pics, ok? The first dozen were plenty. Really. Plenty.
[sub]Ok, Coldy - you know I’m playing right? I picked on Euty last time, so this time was your turn.[/sub]
