You have six piercings in your tounge? Freak!
Six in each ear? That’s a bit excessive for my tastes (most I had in an ear was 3), but it’s nothing that I can’t deal with. As for the one in the tongue, well… not a big deal, I just never understood it. I’ve heard it helps during oral sex, but I’ve never had a girl go down on me and suddenly think to myself, “You know, a metal stud would make this feel so much better!”
Okay, I’m resurrecting this. Nobody kill me please.
:Takes a deep breath:
Hi everyone, I’m The Wrong Girl. I’m a college senior from Pittsburgh, and have been lurking around here for the past year or so, although I’ve only registered recently.
Interesting stuff? Well, I went into the straight dope chat for the first time night before last, and found the people were nice, even in answering my silly questions about my tongue, which has a nice red hole in it from two many Warheads. Thanks for discouraging against the Listerine, guys! 
Anyway, I’m really enjoying the board so far, and just wanted to peek in and say hello!
I thought I had already posted in the Welcome Wagon, so that’s why it’s taken a while. I am a 21 year old guy from good ole Vermont. I’m vegetarian. I sing a lot. I love the Muppets, Tenacious D, anything by Nick Park, and Indiana Jones. I grew up watching cartoons like Dino-Riders, Shirt Tales, Muppet Babies, Voltron, Denver the Last Dinosaur, Heathcliff, Inspector Gadget, Count Duckula, and Gummi Bears. I’m big on common sense.
I think I’m a bit picky when it comes to women because I haven’t had a romantic relationship in the last two years. In fact, the only women I’ve really been interested in have had serious boyfriends. I guess I’ll just wait…
Interesting tidbit: I did NOT;) work at the cast party for the movie *Me, Myself, and Irene. *[sup]shhh, i’m not supposed to talk about it[/sup]
I’m psyched to be on the boards. They’re full of humour, intellect, wit, education…and there’s so much less work here than at school.
Since someone went ahead and resurrected it, let me add my info:
I’m getting my second bachelors right now. This one’s in biology; the first is in history (20th century American, to be more specific). I spend much of my time playing quiz bowl. I really enjoy single malt Scotch, the original 8-bit Nintendo system, and roller coasters.
I like to go to the rodeo. And I’m female. You might want to see me nekkid, but you’re not going to. Bring on the Yoko. I actually kind of like her stuff. That’s what happens when you grow up in Las Vegas.
Ah, a college girl! My favorite kind! What’s your major? Sex Ed? Please say it’s Sex Ed…
I’m still waiting for the interesting stuff you implied would be following the first sentence of this paragraph. And what the hell kind of college do you go to in Pittsburgh? Do they not teach you kids the differences in the words to, too, and two at Pitty U?
Nick Park and Indiana Jones have collaborated on projects? What was it called - Raiders of the Wrong Trousers?
I notice you left two of the greatest cartoons ever off this list - GI Joe and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Your kind sicken me! You excrement! You gained a measure of credibilty by including Voltron, but still even that gargantuan Volkswagon isn’t fit to iron Orko’s red robe/sheet thing he wears.
You’ve got your cause and effect mixed up there: You haven’t had a romantic relationship in two years because you’re picky. Either that or the women can sence how easily you dismiss GI Joe and He-Man and correctly jusged you’re not worth their time.
Two newbies in a row who wouldn’t know interesting if it sat on their faces and started to wriggle. What are the odds?
As opposed to finding a job in your chosen field of history? That’s ok, I work as little as possible too.
Thou hath offended me deeply, madam! The 8-bit Nintendo is “Pong” compared to the PS2! Long live my PS2! [sub]although Super Mario Bros. was kinda cool[/sub]
Sheesh, I’m going to explain this again, although you people never seem to get it. It’s not a matter of me wanting to see anyone nekkid. It’s my job here. You don’t want me to look bad on the job do you?
Ok…so ya wanna know about me? I’m 5’10", weigh a svelte 225 and use to bowl but I gave it up for sex. The balls are lighter and I don’t need special shoes. Ok…SOMETIMES I use special shoes for sex. And WHEW! I am male so I don’t have to comply with the nekkid pix rule…that is unless ya really really want em CF.
You only gave up bowling for sex? Lucky bastard. I gave up my pride, dignity, and self-respect for a piece of ass. And was it worth it?
Oh yeah.
Sometimes I use special shoes when it rains. Oh no, wait, that’s a hat. I always get those confused.
Men send their nekked pix to hardygrrl. She loves gettin unsolicited nudie pix of men in her e-mail. Especially if you send it to her work address; that really spices up her workday. Seriously, try it.
::dons his suit of armor for hardygrrl’s attack::
So Hardygrrl likes to get nekkid pics of men at her work email address…sounds like we’d be good friends! <damn, was that outloud?>
oops! One to many r’s in Hardygrrl…sorry bout that sweetie.
Oh and btw CF since I was born without any sense of pride, dignity and self respect it was no sweat for me
And the newbie demonstrates his newfound ability to pad his postcount…
::sniffle::
They grow up so fast!
::Skates in, hockey stick in hand::
Crunchy, I’d beat the daylights out of you, but you’d enjoy that, wouldn’t you?
[sub]And you never sent me naked pics <sniff>[/sub]
CF <sniff> You make me so proud! I gotta catch up somehow. BTW…Hardygrrl…can I watch ya beat up CF with the hockey stick?
swampbear…
You want to watch me beat off, oops, I meant up, Crunchy?
[sub]Damn newbies and their libidos[/sub]
Is this where I come for my abuse? I do so know the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab!
I must be the only person who:
- Never lurked.
- Never heard of the Straight Dope before in my life.
- Hi, Opal!
- Thought this was the Absorbine Jr.[sym]Ô[/sym] fan club.
Now for the dirty details: I’m 43, female, work where I have almost never done anything within my job description, and live in an actual city in the state of Mississippi. We’ve even got sushi bars ‘n everthin’.
[Hint] I live with my two dogs and a cat. I’m a pagan. I own my own tools. I love mustard. I know the difference between a Yamaha & a Harley. I seldom drink, but prefer Southern Comfort.[/Hint]
I’m happy to be here, and I look very forward to biting you, Mr. Crunchy Frog. You sound so much more delicious than Spring Surprise. I’m snapping my teeth together even now. 
Sorry, Crunchy’s out, and he’s not watching porn, no siree. You get my first welcome. Whizzo butter? Remind me to never touch a dairy product of yours.
Hint for the newbie. Opal’s tired of "Hi Opal.
Whoo hoo, you have sushi bars? What’s served, thinly sliced raw catfish?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ENOUGH WITH THE FRIGGNG MUSTARD! I’m a Wiccan and if I have to cast a “mustard mentions in this thread make your ass swell three times its size”, I’ll do it. Tools? You just lost Crunchy there. Better to have said that you wanted a tool.
Even without a penis, I shudder at the tooth reference. And don’t bite his hands, they taste like baseballs and PS2.
[sub]That was fun, who’s next?[/sub]
**
Damn, is that what happened? :eek:
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I really don’t bite often, or hard. PS2?
PS2=Playstation 2.
[sub]Frasslin-rasslin newbies. Gotta explain everything. Next someone will ask “what’s felching?”[/sub]
NEXT!
Hello, I am new, punish me.
After seeing all of these warm, heartfelt welcomes, I had to pop in.
I am 19, and like mustard, but will someone please tell me why my ass is suddenly enlarging? It is a touch uncomfortable. I’ve been lurking on these boards for a while now, and just recently decided to take a more active role in here.
Unfortunately, I must disagree with Crunchy Frog, Scooby Doo was the greatest cartoon, followed closely by Transformers in my formative years. He-Man was good mind you, but the power of Greyskull has nothing on a box of Scooby Snacks.
Too bad I am lacking a digi-cam, I might have some trouble coughing up some pics for Hardygrrl. how about I just send my naked body to you? You can take all the pics you want.