Don’t have an accident, I just mopped up after Crunchy
Welcome to the carmel covered crack that is the SDMB. Already dependent? We hooked another one, tee hee.
What a cowinkydink, I know Greek too! Oh, you mean the literature, not the sex act. Oops. Seems like you got some gender confusion issues. When you figure them out, send the naked pics to the appropiate greeter.
I consider myself normal, YMMV.
Whoo hoo, another RPG geek. Please do not attack me with your powers of magic.
Mundane? Naah, you’re extra super geeky.
NO LEET SPEAK! Death to the next leet speaker! I have a hockey stick and PMS, do NOT test me
Wow. Two missed Python references and a ton of missed cheap shots. If I wasn’t so doped up on meds right now, I’d jump in here just to post about how badly hardygrrl sucks at this.
I was given a link to this place by a friend, who I will beat with a wet noodle the next time I see him, it’s not nice to send addictive material through the net.
I’m married, I have 2 children (both boys), I grew up in Louisiana and I’m presently living in Washington State.
Don’t ask questions you don’t really want to know the answer too.
Hi folks, My name is not Lagasek, but it’s what they call me, pilgrim.
I’ve been a Straight Dope reader for some years, and finally decided to join in. I workeded for Cecil’s juvenile Feline Cousin… Dr. Universe, (www.wsu.edu/druniverse) and realize I’d found my true home with the Straight Dope.
Anyway…
WELCOME ME, DAMMIT!
Hi smiles I’m a tiny blonde high school student from the Jersey Shore, I’m very involved in my school (it’s Catholic…but I’m not going to say which) and I’m a cheerleading coach during the summers. I like going out, shopping, Disneyworld, tropical locations, chocolate, make-up, talking to my friends, and generally having fun. I’m single as of now, and I absolutely love pop/dance/Top 40/80s music, and even some rock and rap.
And here we go. I’m 33 at last count, live in sunny southern California, and work part-time at lots of different stuff. I’m indecisive about a career, leave me alone. I read LOTS, sing, act, blow things up, love roller coasters, football, rodeo and camping. I LOVE black jelly beans and Tori Amos.
Introduced to the Straight Dope many years back by a good friend, ended up here lurking amongst ya’ll for quite a while. Finally decided the water actually looked fine, and dove in. Here I am, apparently attending my first Dopefest thing soon. Oh, and Crunchy Frog is my hero[sub]working on my ass kissing, how was that?[/sub]
Oh look! A herd of newbie! And yes, these guys get the real deal, Crunchy Frog himself to welcome you instead of that hockey stick wielding, WWF watching psycho hardygrrl.
Rae of Dawn says (after I make the obligatory comment about wanting to wake up to the crack of Dawn, yada yada yada):
This is being watched like a… er… like a… big giant watched thing… or something. Ah, fuck it.
And wet noodles beatings are so 5 minutes ago. Today the truly hip use a shoelace with the little plastic thing missing and the end all frayed. And yes, I know the little plastic thing is called an aglet, so we don’t need any newbies seeing that line as an opportunity to show off their vocabulary.
Mm-hmmm. Nothing to work with there, Rae-Rae. I’m fresh out of Creole jokes and Washington is to dull to even look at on a map without getting drowsy. Go away and come back when you have a personality.
Oh yeah? Well you’re not the boss of me! I’ll ask whatever I want! Watch:
Do these pants make me look fat?
Is this zit on my nose really that noticeable?
Was it good for you too?
Heh. That’ll learn ya! DrFrasierCrane is listening:
Oh shut up and do your flirting somewhere else. This is the Welcome Wagon, not a playground for lonely horny guys trying to get some cyber action (myself excluded). Rae of Dawn returns:
See my message to your cyber boyfriend. Do not hijack this thread or I will be forced to spank the lot of you. Lagasek comes in with a welcome dose of in-check hormones:
I’m confused. Do they call you Lagasek or pilgrim? If so, why? Who are they? What do they want? Tell them to leave me alone!!! They’re always talking, always in my head!!!
Um… sorry about that. It appears to be medication time.
**Just for that, no. At least you didn’t mention mustard. BarbieOrBritney says:
In high school? Damn. Ok, then keep your nekkid pix for a few more years and email me when you turn 18.
Oh look, another teen stereotype shattered. :rolleyes: I don’t suppose reading ever crossed your mind or watching educational documentaries on PBS. It’s always party, party, party for you kids today! It’s not like when I was a kid and we used to do worthwhile things in our spare time!
For example, we would… er… look this isn’t about me anyway! Go read a book!
Yeah, I didn’t know too many married girls in high school either. It tended to get in the way of dating.
BTW, you do realize your username is going to be abbreviated as BOB, right?
CelticCowboy bellies up to the bar:
Dude! We are so alike! Can we, like, be best friends and shit? We like all the same things - except for the bit about singing, blowing things up, roller coasters, rodeo, camping and Tori Amos. But I like black jelly beans. I hate Tori Amos. Bitch gave me the clap. (For BOB above, the clap is this thing that happens sometimes when grown-ups are naughty and do the special Hug of Love without protection.)
Dude, ya don’t announce you’re kissing ass, you just kiss it!
And just cuz I’ve been away for a bit and am feeling better now: You can all bite me.
Hey, Crunch, can I try out for a positin as a Welcome Wagoneer? For qualifications, I’ve got lots of bottled-up aggression and bitterness, and feel like taking it out on some defenseless newcomers. Am I in?
There’s no try outs. When I was out cuz of the surgery, hardygrrl just showed up to welcome people, it wasn’t a pre-planned thing. And don’t get cranky if I rip on you as much as anyone else in here.
Small typo there Crunchy. It’s punk rock girly girl, not psycho.
And is “WWF watching” supposed to be an insult? :rolleyes:
[sub]Pats herself on the back for resisting the temptation. She could have hit him with her hockey stick or given him the Van Daminator, but she successfully resisted, oh shit am I typing this?[/sub]
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