Lsura, you may be in the running for my new favorite Doper! I love history and have read many biographies and books. (My favorites: biographies of Peter the Great and Teddy Roosevelt, Patriots by AJ Languuth (I think that’s his name) and Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose (again, I think that’s the name of the author) Ok, enough of being nice. It’s go time.
I see you move around a lot. What are you wanted for? Murder? Embezzlement? Statutory rape? If you need to pack it up and go on the lam again in May 2002, may I suggest Nebraska? After visiting their tourism website, I can guarantee that even if someone did find out you were hiding out there, no one would actually want to go there to get you. And it’s good to see you’re puttin gthat history degree to good use as a corporate pigdog!
What do you do as an auditor anyway? Is it like accounting? I used to have an accountant. Then I bought a calculator.
We feel pretty much the same way in St Louis. It’s okay to come visit, but don’t stick around. Take the Arch for instance, the ‘Gateway to the West’: We built a monument to people who are just passing through.
I’m brand spanking new to these boards and I can’t wait to get my welcome insults. I’m a 21 year old female, living and going to school in Los Angeles. I’m graduating in May with a degree in Fiction Writing. (in other words i am majoring in Unemployment) I have zero desire in writing the Great American novel. I want to write smut, and I want to make lots of money doing it.
In the meantime I work in a clothing store, as the lead cashier. (it just means I know how to count)
I like reading, seeing movies and I love football. (even though LA doesn’t have a team) Ok Crunchy frog, tear me apart.
As I’ve said before, I’m also a wannabe writer. However, I’m too busy selling-out to actually write anything lately.
Well, tell you what, as one wannabe writer to another, feel free to email me your, uh, work and I’ll offer constructive critisisms. Ok? I have extensive knowledge in the subject of writing smut, as I have read a lot of Penthouse Forum.
Have I mentioned I’m in St Louis? It must suck that we have your team now, huh? Even won the SuperBowl last year! I hope you don’t bear me any ill will, since I am not personal responsible for the Rams being here, and just let me take this opportunity to say nyahh nyahh nyahh
You like it rough huh? But MaoMao we hardly know each other! Are all you LA woman this forward? BTW, if you read the entire thread, you must have seen where I told JustAGirl that all female newbies must send me their nekkid pix. I will be expecting to see them presently. BMN.
Damn, I knew I forgot to send those nekkid pics to someone. I guess every other male person on the boards has them by now. It would just be overkill to send 'em to Froggy. Oh well.
And as I sit here, fuming with jealousy over the fact that everybody but me saw you nekkid, I’ll comfort myself with . . . oh I don’t know, what can comfort me in this time of intense heartache? Oh, I’ve got it! I’ll comfort myself with the knowledge that IRL, I’m not single.
Crunchy Frog, If you want to see aany Nakidity, you will just have to pay the $39.95 a month like every other porn Aficionado.
As to your Rams, I take your foolish taunting and I spit on it. Any person can be proud of a team that wins the super bowl, but think of the dedication that I go to at least one Charger game a year, if not more. I mean to pay money to see a team with one win, that’s true football grit.
Hi, I’m a female 45-year-old electronic technician. You do not want to see nekkidpix of me, unless someone can find some from 25 years ago. I read a lot, right now I am in the middle of a fairly sympathetic biography of Catherine de Medici, but mostly I read science fiction and fantasy, with the occasional mystery. If you writers need someone to look at your stuff and give you opinions, I’ll be glad to do that for you. I realy appreciate good writing!
I exist and sustain myself just south of the City of Clowns and Liars (A.K.A Washington, DC).
A technology company pays me for my presence 40 hours per week, but often forgets to fill those hours.
I own a house filled with many cats and a few thousand books. I have a wife.
Children are forbidden to set foot on my property.
I am a cynic and skeptic extraordinaire. I am a iconoclast.
I detest movies based on books.
I think Professional Sport Teams and Pop Musicians should be exiled to Iraq.
I haven’t turned on the TV is six years.
I prefer the Ram’s Bladder Cup.
Alrighty then. I’m 23 German/Irish born-in-America-mutt. light brown hair - spiked pretty harsh. Blue eyes, septum pierced. I work a day job supporting computer networks, and I have just restarted my band (sans drummer). We play mainly punk. I am a non-licensed E.M.T., and a massage therapist. I love pets, have a Ball Python and some fish. I used to train dogs before I moved to Tampa this summer. I studied History, Religion, Philosophy, and various arts while I was a Education Major (before I realised I was better at hands-on schooling). I have worked too many jobs. I want to be famous. I love people who can think.
Well, lookit this… The thread came back the very next day.
LOL
No, that’s the user name my sweet wife chose when she registered to the SDMB. (Why? Beats me, I just live with her.) She hasn’t posted much here since she registered. She spends a lot of her at-home surfing time on the BuffyTVS message board.
“Honest, officer, she looked like a grown-up when I married her.”
I am so disappointed that monsieur frog has not responded yet. I do want so much to bite someone, it’ been a long time since someone has actually invited me to.
I’m 22, living in Seattle (it is wet all the time here… well, almost). Just graduated from Seattle Pacific University, where I double-majored in Theatre and English Literature. Now I’m working for a little Internet start-up company, regardless of my fuzzy majors. I’m getting married in October (thank GOD… this waiting-till-marriage thing is killing us!).
Crunchy, may I kiss you under the mistletoe instead of biting you? I’ll even nibble on your ear…
nyahh nyahh nyahh 
