As opposed to “you will soon take a short sea voyage”?
My mom once got one that read:
“All is not yet lost.”
I got one that says, “You love Chinese food.”
When we got up to the register to pay, I held it up to show the cashier and said jokingly, “Isn’t this cheating?” She laughed and tossed me another cookie. I opened the second cookie in the car as we were leaving the parking lot and it said,
“You can have your cake and eat it too.”
I have both of them taped to the window frame directly in front of me.
My friend got one that said, “A carrot a day may keep cancer away.” Words to live by.
Dang it. Mine aren’t funny. I put them up around the computer monitor at work because they’re such B.S.: “The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.”
Yeah, right. :rolleyes:
One slightly unusual one (to me anyways): “Writing is a craft not an art”
Can’t it be both? 
The funniest fortune cookie I ever got was on my birthday. I went out with my sister and a friend and we all get our cookies and I’m saying “Mine is going to be real good - has to be, it’s my birthday!” right as I crack it open to find I’m the only who didn’t get a fortune.
WTH? :dubious:
I made fortune cookies this winter. Lemme tell you, they are a PIA to make. I burnt my fingertips bending the cookies. If you wait until they are cool, they crack. My fortunes were hilarious; I made sure my gf got, “Your man love you long time”. They tasted much better than commercially produced fortune cookies.
“You will take a trip through the desert.”