Cthurkey: bizarre holiday dinner of the elder gods


What happens when this whole stuff one meat dish inside another inside another goes horribly, horribly wrong.

I swear, if those octopus tentacles moved during dinner, I’d fail my sanity check.

They went too far with the plate, but I like the dish.

…you gotta be fucking kidding.


Just beautiful, Ranchoth. (Love the movie, quote that scene every chance I get.)

Tentacles… why is it always tentacles?!!

Mmmmmmmmm. Cthurkey, the dark…dark meat.

Wow, I am just getting into the Cthulu Mythos and as soon as I saw the title to this thread my heart leaped! That thing looks freaky! Could you imagine if that thing were made real? I’d grab the nearest rock and brain myself. :smiley:

A suggestion to the creator: add a clockwork widget to the cooked meal that, every little while, gently moves the tentacles. :smiley:

Yeah, like deep-frying it is going to make it any safer.

I’ve seen enough hentai anime to know where this is headed…

If you’re just getting into all things Cthulhu, be sure to check out this thread from a few year ago!