My puter has never yelled at me in German. My printer did talk to me in Swedish once though. That was strange. My printer is a Lexmark and it’s default language is Swedish.
:eek: That’s been my reaction this morning. The mother of a retired staff member died Tuesday night. The wife of another retired staff member died last night. It appears that both will be funeralized on Saturday, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. I suppose I shall spend my Saturday dressed in black. I shall also be assisting my favorite local florist in meeting payroll this week. Again, :eek:
Oh, and y’all know how it’s been said that deaths always come in threes? Well, last week the grandmother of a staff member died. So it’s been grandmother, mother and wife. Just :eek:
If I concentrate really hard, I can just about figure out what that website says. Four years of high-school Spanish. I can still say the important things, though–“Where is the bathroom?” “How much do these pants cost?” and “My record player is broken.”
The Power of MMP Positive Thinking works!!! When I get back from vacation, I’ll be moving over to IT. I don’t know if I can negotiate a raise, but I’m damn well going to try. It’s unlikely, but I might be satisfied with my current salary if I don’t have to answer the damn phone all day.
Cute Pug bowling, but no German–they’re singing in 1/2 English, 1/2 Spanish (spanglish?) Nava -my real name is Eleanor, which is (oddly enough) a derivative of Helen, which means light. I’m a lil ray o’ sunshine, I am!
ALL my kids are in school. The hot monkey sex with repairmen starts NOW.*
Ooh, Drae --have a great trip. Smoke some legal weed for me (I’ve never smoked legal weed and haven’t smoked any weed since 1981…). Enjoy your trip–we want pics!
A loud crash just occurred somewhere in the bowels of my house. Do I investigate?
brb
stoopid cat knocked something down. Off to do homework.
We’ll be there for nine days, and I’ve packed at least fifteen pairs of underwear. And they’re all the good underwear, with the lace and the matching bras and the elastic still inside the bands where it’s supposed to be, and stuff. (You’re sorry you asked now, aren’t you? :D)
I think I also have enough clothes to change three times a day. And there’s still room in my suitcase. But I’ve been warned that it can rain at any moment, so maybe I’ll use all the clothes just staying dry.
kai, your children have beautiful names.
Mariko mean ‘child of Mari’. It’s my middle name. My name means ‘Lady child of Mari’ all together. Kyra used to be an uncommon name, but it’s picking up in popularity. Oh, well. I’ve always liked both my names.
Slept in. Yawn. Time to do housework. We need a maid, so I can putter all day.
Gas/petrol prices - I have you all beat! If I can do the currency and metric to gallon conversion properly, I pay just on $1 per gallon! <snerk>
Well, my week is drawing to a close (Sunday to Thursday working week here in the scary part of world. Not so scary, if you ask me, but mind you I quite like the Arabs, once you get used to them - heck, I married one!)
My boss is not back now until next Wednesday, thank Og! I have a few more days to relax before she starts (figuratively) tweaking my nipples again about everything damned thing!
I actually only got back from lunch about an hour ago - nice long naughty lunch, involving gourmet hamburgers and coconut cheesecake! I think dinner will be late tonight!!!
Well … um … I kinda plan to smoke enough for the entire state of New Jersey. My roommate doesn’t do that stuff (not because she’s opposed, but because it simply makes her vomit), so don’t worry, I have somebody to look after me.
We’re trying not to schedule anything, so we can do what we want, when we want. The only definites so far are that I’m going to the zoo and the museums of torture, tattoos, and sex. Roomie can join me or not, as she pleases. And we’re getting tattoos, at some point.
And, of course, copious posting of pictures and anecdotes from a coffeeshop with my laptop.
I mean :eek: Actually, it was pretty funny except they were putting the pins too close to that glass slider. Apparently, Isa isn’t the only canine who’s not the sharpest crayon in the box.
I got out of finishing the research presentation cause one of the analysts was twiddling her thumbs and I really need to be doing other PR kinda stuff. No bleeding eyeballs today. Yay!
Hmmmph! I paid $2.99 when I filled up yesterday. :mad: That was for the mid grade gas.
Congrats on the new job, drae, and, when on vacation, remember not to bogart.
Good Moring! It’s dogpark day at the doghouse. I hate this old PC! I tried to watch that pug bowling video, but it kept st-st-st-stuttering, so I had to give up. 20th Century technology sucks.
bobbio, BWaHahaha!! dog and I loved the joke. Hellcat didn’t.
swampy, :eek: I had that happen to me. I had an assistant manager have a heart attack. then one had a car wreck. then one went out with pregnancy complications. then one went into labor on the sales floor. All this happened in the first six weeks I was at Dollar Tree.
Drae, I hope you get your raise. Do you know where the any key is on my computer?
rigs, maybe Drae will give us Monkey Butlers Vol. II.
Puggy, my mom’s last dog once did the run,skid, and thump into the kitchen door seven days in a row.
Congrats on the new job, Drae!! Glad you’re getting away from answering phones. I was a back-up phone person in my old job, and I’m so glad I don’t have to do that any more. I didn’t get too many difficult calls, but once in a while there’d be one with someone who just didn’t want to take “I don’t have that information” for an answer. Grrrr. So yeah, not answering phones is a good thing.
Where do you live DottyGD?? I sorta remember a time when gas was $1/gallon, but it’s been a while!
Glad your mother came through the surgery ok Taters. Good thoughts still headed her (and your) way.
Keep us updated on how school’s going rigs. There are some things I miss about school, but I think on the whole, it’s better on the other side.
I never did say nice OP, gt. Glad the car stuff turned out ok. My 10-year reunion will be next summer. Not sure yet whether I’ll go. My parents are moving out of my hometown so I won’t have a place to stay. But I would like to catch up with everyone and see what they’re all doing now.
Things are finally calming down around here, which is why I’m getting a chance to catch up with everyone’s lives. I think work may go back to normal now! And the new guy in my group starts Monday so that should really help things. Yay!
Hey FairyChatMom – do you still like your front-loading washing machine? A friend of mine wants one, and read a bunch of bad opinions about them on epionions (whatever that is; an online review site, I assume). Stinky clothes and leaks, I think she said. What say ye?
I made HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM last night. It was fab~u~lous. It was so easy it was ridiculous. I practically didn’t even measure! Two eggs, some sugar, some milk, cut up some strawberries and voila! I am a dessert goddess.
My opinion on the hideous clothes – why do they make sweaters with horizontal stripes for the plus-sizes? Why?? Those stripes can make even beanpoles look fat.
I’m not FCM, but I have a front-loader. I’ve never noticed the clothes being stinky, but the washer itself often smells a little mildewy. I’ve been meaning to check up on ways to make that stop.
Seems that the way to make the not-mildewy smell is to clean thoroughly behind the rubber seal and stuff, where the gunk would collect. Yeah, that can totally wait until after vacation.
Can you tell I don’t want to work today? Imagine how I’ll be tomorrow morning. :eek:
Yay! for TaterMom being okay! And yay! for Drae’s new job, with an extra yay! for not having to answer phones. I’ve done that far too much in my life; I hate it. Especially when Papa T. is working at home and the phone rings nonstop all day for him. He gets a lot of phone calls. And then sits on conference calls on the speakerphone, the only one of which we have in the house is in the livingroom, so I have to tiptoe around. Speakerphones are creations of the devil. But boo! for Swampy’s awful puns. Even if they did make me laugh.
Loved the videos! Silly obsessive cat – I’m just grateful mine never learned to flush a toilet, or we’d be living with that all day every day. Dogs sliding on floors is more fun when they’re bigger than pugs, though; when two 75-lb dogs wipe out simultaneously going around a corner, it’s total hilarity! We’ve never set up bowling pins for them, though.
I’m afflicted, apparently, with a chronic case of the Don’t Wannas this week. Yet another day where I struggle to do what I know I need to do. Can anybody give me an infusion of energy, please?
Four years of high-school Spanish. I can still say the important things, though–“Where is the bathroom?” “How much do these pants cost?” and “My record player is broken.”
But I’ve been warned that it can rain at any moment, so maybe I’ll use all the clothes just staying dry.
I mean :eek: Actually, it was pretty funny except they were putting the pins too close to that glass slider. Apparently, Isa isn’t the only canine who’s not the sharpest crayon in the box.