Cum one! Cum all!

[Mouse_Maven]

@fighting ignorant

Make 10,000 omlettes?

Great. Thanks to you, I’ll feel ill whenever someone say “egg substitute.” Bleh!

[El_Perro_Fumando]

@Caiata

I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations.

Of course, the textbook actually says, “an average of 3mL ± 6mL”, which seems to mean that some guys actually suck up 3 mL of, I don’t know, ecto-ejaculate?, when they cum, so I’m not sure you can really rely upon this estimate.

According to my Human Sexuality class from college, retroejaculation is possible if certain conditions are met. Maybe this is what they’re talking about. . .

[Cat_Whisperer]

From that site:

In the past, in couples where the male has had retrograde ejaculation, the man has urinated into the female’s vagina in an attempt to conceive [citation needed].

Wikipedia is basically yelling “CITE?” And, again, ewww.

[Voyager]

@elelle

What would make the piece Really Interesting to me is if there were a microscope lowered down into the cube, and a screen, so you could see what was going on at a cellular level. Are all the sperm swimming around and competing, is the cube teeming with life? Kinda cool to see that. Or is it a dead ol’ jizz pool? Blah.

I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.

[Darryl_Lict]

@Caiata

I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations.

I had heard the band 10cc was named because:

@wikipedia

A widely-repeated claim, disputed by King[1], is that the band name represented a volume of semen that was more than the average amount ejaculated by men, thus emphasising their potency or prowess.

Of course, the artist should enlist Peter North as to cut down on the number of necessary donors. This of course has been told to me by an acquaintance, as I have never seen any pornography.

[elelle]

@Voyager

I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.

Oh, hee hee!

Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour:

Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!!

Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump!

Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than Ms. Paris Hilton?

“Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!”

[elelle]

@Voyager

I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.

Oh, hee hee!

Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour:

Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!!

Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump!

Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than Ms. Paris Hilton?

“Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!”

[elelle]

@Voyager

I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.

Oh, hee hee!

Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour:

Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!!

Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump!

Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than Ms. Paris Hilton?

“Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!”

[OneCentStamp]

God, can you imagine unlidding that and taking a whiff? gag

Bisquick y bleach hasta infinito.

[saoirse]

This thing should really be on the antiterrorism watch list.

[OneCentStamp]

I’d like to see David Blaine try to spend a week sealed in THAT thing. :eek:

[Muffin]

First the X-Box. Now the S-Cube. What will those home entertainment marketers think of next.