[QUOTE=fighting ignorant]
Make 10,000 omlettes?
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Great. Thanks to you, I’ll feel ill whenever someone say “egg substitute.” Bleh!
[QUOTE=Caiata]
I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations.
Of course, the textbook actually says, “an average of 3mL ± 6mL”, which seems to mean that some guys actually suck up 3 mL of, I don’t know, ecto-ejaculate?, when they cum, so I’m not sure you can really rely upon this estimate.
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According to my Human Sexuality class from college, retroejaculation is possible if certain conditions are met. Maybe this is what they’re talking about. . .
From that site:
Wikipedia is basically yelling “CITE?” And, again, ewww.
[QUOTE=elelle]
What would make the piece Really Interesting to me is if there were a microscope lowered down into the cube, and a screen, so you could see what was going on at a cellular level. Are all the sperm swimming around and competing, is the cube teeming with life? Kinda cool to see that. Or is it a dead ol’ jizz pool? Blah.
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I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen. 
[QUOTE=Caiata]
I have read in a textbook that the average male ejaculate volume is 3mL, so that would be around 333 donations.
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I had heard the band 10cc was named because:
[QUOTE=wikipedia]
A widely-repeated claim, disputed by King[1], is that the band name represented a volume of semen that was more than the average amount ejaculated by men, thus emphasising their potency or prowess.
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Of course, the artist should enlist Peter North as to cut down on the number of necessary donors. This of course has been told to me by an acquaintance, as I have never seen any pornography.
[QUOTE=Voyager]
I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.
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Oh, hee hee!
Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour:
Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!!
Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump!
Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than Ms. Paris Hilton?
“Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!”
[QUOTE=Voyager]
I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.
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Oh, hee hee!
Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour:
Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!!
Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump!
Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than Ms. Paris Hilton?
“Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!”
[QUOTE=Voyager]
I understand they did that, but all the sperm looked like Woody Allen.
[/QUOTE]
Oh, hee hee!
Now, Howsa bout this for the Sperm Cube denouamomentous spectacular Art Deconstructing Publicity Spectacle (since it’s French) du jour:
Let’s lighten it up and have some Damn Fun!!!
Nothing better than the Carnival style Dunk-the-Chump!
Hmm, a festering pool of fetid EuroArt Jizz? Who better to benefit from the attending publicity than Ms. Paris Hilton?
“Oh-My-God ! It was so absolutely Nasty, but Kind of Cool, too. They gave me escargot after, and a Givencey gift bag . French Artists just rule!!!”
God, can you imagine unlidding that and taking a whiff? gag
Bisquick y bleach hasta infinito. 
This thing should really be on the antiterrorism watch list.
I’d like to see David Blaine try to spend a week sealed in THAT thing. :eek:
First the X-Box. Now the S-Cube. What will those home entertainment marketers think of next.