wooohoooo Unclebeer, I’d like one please. I’ll mail you a case of beer.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Well, I’ve asked this in the Apology to Wally thread already, but hey: fix me one of them profiles too!
Uncanny, UncleBeer.
Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).
Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally
All these people showing off their Official Wally sigs make me want to puke.
Just wait til I flaunt my official UncleBeer profile! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I got buzzed on the apology thread, but as you can see, Dear Uncle, I asked even before this thread existed!!
I must correct and update my original letter, though: Wallydid get to my sig-line 
I will not be used!! Oh, wait, I’m an appliance. Never mind…
(sig from the endlessly creative mind of WallyM7)
I guess there’s not much point in me asking for a profile.
On UncleBeer’s shit list
Lisa, I’m having a problem with your sig because your profile is kind of…vanilla. Not much to work with, but you haven’t been forgotten.
Since I “stole” my Wally-sig, I don’t suppose I have much of a right to ask for anything else.
But what the hell, I’m asking.
This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation)
Ohhhhhh, Unca Beer, Do Me…
That didn’t come out right.
Um… I’m kinda new around here, and… um, I’d really like to have… um, a profile…
Pretty please? : :pouting::
I too missed out on a Wally sig. 
::sits back down::
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
WHOOPS! That should have been <pouting>.
Darn these here smilies… shoulda disabled 'em all long ago.
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
I’d like one, too. Pretty please with sugar on top.
MaryAnn
I’m into superstition, black cats, and voodoo dolls (<—written in case Ricky reads this board)
Unc, I know we’ve had some rough times in the past, but you know I’m up for a brilliantly hilarious profile >:-)
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally
If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet
Let’s see how that worked out…
SanibelMan - My Homepage
SanibelMan
Homepage: http://www.I’mjustagigolo.edu
Occupation: Teen-age gigolo
Location: Sanibel Island, Florida, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe 1, you know, the one with 3 dimensions…
Interests: Paper, Plastics and Canvas Bags (Note: I don’t know why he said that either. --Sani)
–UncleBeer, who rocks.
Oh, UncleB, I tried mightily to refrain from causing you any extry work, but I just can’t hep myself. Please?
[chortle, gloat, snort] And they say there’s no God! [/chortle, gloat, snort]
Ok UncleBeer, how about one for me ? Please.
“Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” WallyM7
Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
C’mon UncleBeer, you need to change my profile so that my custom-made Wally sig no longer makes any sense! I’m all about confusing people! Puh-leeze!
“You don’t have insurance? Well, just have a seat and someone will be with you after you die.” --Yes, another quality sig custom created by Wally!
Hey, I’ll think about sending you a dollar if you make me a genuine UncleBeer ™ profile!
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
I just washed my cat. It’ll take me hours to get the hairs off my tongue.
                                        --100% certified genuine WallyM7™ sig
I’ll think about it even harder than she does!