Mememememememe. Having met The Man Himself not once but twice (and having some really great pictures of him on my website), I think I’m up for a UBProfile.
And I want a Wally Sig, too. Cuz I don’t really have a sig. And I’d like one. So get to it, gentlemen.
Ok, I don’t know if I fucked something up or what, and I don’t know if that previous post went through or not, so I’ll try again.
I want an UncleBeer profile AND a Wally sig. Please?
My Excruciatingly Commonplace Homepage: FireMoon
Man, I know I got that 1986 Amsterdam Torture museum poster around here Somewhere…
God created Man, and then said,“Hell,I can do better than that !” Courtesy of Wally’s Sig-O-Rama
All right! Who gave Uncle Beer the booze BEFORE he updated our profiles? He’s passed out in the corner again.
BTW, Wally, I’ve updated my profile to make life easier for you!
67.5% of all statistics are made up <---- Wally plagiarized sig line
I couldn’t have a blander profile, Unc–would you do me? On the flo…wait, no that’s not it. Would you write me a profile? I’ll supply any necessary details on request…
Thank you, thank you, thank you…
-Pix
My classes are optional. So is graduating.
(Get your Sig by Wally today!)
Don’t bring the hooligan out by making me wait too long Unc. On the other hand, don’t get yerself fired ;).
Don’t worry about him, Unc. Man United fans are couch hooligans 
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Is that all you’ve got lined up to throw at the Germans this year Coldfire? Maybe the clog boys fight with couches, not us ;).
Just so our American friends get this too: Man United has so many “fans” that most of them see the games on Sky Sports from their couches. Having seen the barf pictures of Andy on one of the Doper Get-togethers, I’m pretty confident that Andy’s a REAL hooligan though 
Speaking of the Germans, are they bringing their normal selection or the youth squad (which would be under 35 ;))">
Don’t worry about them though, Andy. I’m sure England will beat them in the semifinals, just before you get your arses kicked by some genuine Dutch clog wood
OK, end of hijack. Sorry about that, carry on.
(P.S.: Andy, one more thing: I ordered tickets a few months back (EUR 55 for a group match, the bastards!!), and it turns out I’m gonna see Italy - Turkey. Not bad… could have been worse, like England - Romania or something :D))
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Worst thing about Euro 2000? I’m gonna be here and miss the whole freakin’ show. Fuck my luck. Gonna have to buy me a short band radio, switch off the sound on the tv (idiot commentators on ESPN) and hope I don’t get fired. I’ll have to start working at night…when the bars are open. And get a special short haircut and a travel kitty together in case it *really kicks off ;).
Wow, the chance to be involved in a scheme that torments Wally one day, and then tormenting UncleBeer the following day. What a dream come true!
What’s next? Ironic Hotmail account names created by Coldfire?
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
Mully, don’t you dare.
I’ll have you design Flattering Webpages for all female dopers if you even START such a thread
Defect borg:
“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”.
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Ooooooh, I love your way of thinking, Mully. Come on Coldy, strut your stuff.
Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).
Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally
You bunch of poseurs. UncleBeer loves me best. My sig line features a whole story he wrote about me and he wrote it a long time ago. :P~
Off to the land of gloaters.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Unca, profile me!
:: sliding a Tall Frosty Harp over to Unca Beer ::
any chance of a profile??
**Id rather be no one than someone with no one **
No fair! John’s trying to cut in line by bribery with alchohol!
UncleBeer’s never gonna forgive me.
Homepage: http://www.bigfuckinboatwithbadassplanes.mil
Occupation: Swabbie Pounder, First Class
Location: Anywhere you feckless landlubbers ain’t.
Interests: Navy Chow, Port of Call, The Head, Air Superiority
ICQ Number: CVN69 – An UncleBeer Profile
“Avast and ahoy, landlubbers! Shore leave’s in August. Hide your women.” – A WallySig
Puuuuuuuuuurfect.
