This is just fucking great. A thread that is only 26 hours old has created 40 hours of work for me. How did I get so far behind?
Hey, Unc, it’s just your lucky day.
Speaking of which, would you do a profile for the poster who you said was “doesn’t seem too bad” for a government bureaucrat?
“Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.” - Marx
I’m still shirking my duties. Maybe later today. Maybe not.
I’m still on Wally’s shitlist.
Ok UncleBeer, we have been very patient with you. Now bump this back up, and get to work.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Tell you what, UncleBeer and Wally, I’ll craft mash notes for each of you if you’ll supply me with a profile and a sig line.
Don’t worry, they won’t be mash notes from me to you, you breeders…Wally’s will involve a fistful of fifties and a drunk hooker as requested, and for you Unc, how about an ode to beer that you can recite to your favorite mug o’ hops and pretend was written by you, thereby impressing the other barflies?
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Hey, Unca! Do I have to whine?
Yes.
How ironic this should be revived when I just finished whining about this very same thing in my “disappointed” thread. Huh.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Sigh…no Wally .sig, no UncleBeer profile…oh the tragedies of being a newbie … 
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam
omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum
saxum immane mittam.
Tragedy, shmagedy - I don’t have one either.
We must suck (in a bad way).
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
me too! Me Too! ME TOO!
Thanks in advance, Unc.
VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.
- A Wally original!
Hey Unc, you ought to be able to put something appropriately slanderous about your favorite lazy gummint bureaucrat and pencil-pusher in a profile. 
“Living in this complex world of the future is not unlike having bees live inside your head.” - F. Scott Firesign
All righty then. Since you guys begged and whined so nicely, I promise I’ll complete the 50-odd profiles requested over the weekend.
Thanks, Unc!
<tiny voice> Wish I had the courage to ask for one.
Where do you think I got the idea to find it and bump it back to the top? At least I’m halfway there, I have my very own personal sig line by Wally.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Actually, this will be a quite speedy response for my procrastinating self. If you recall it took me several weeks to write the SqrlCub Vacation Diary.
See? I just don’t rate.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
WOO HOO! We love you, Unc!
But well worth the wait and effort!
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Well, UncleBeer, I feel like you know me well enough. Do you think you could fit a profile for me into your busy schedule? OK, great. Terrific.
::Wondering what my sig line says since I haven’t used it forever. Let’s see, may have to bug Wally…::
“Well, walk it off! And next time, stretch before you ovulate.” – Al Bundy