Nice!!
Thanks Unc. I love not having to be original by myself.
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
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Uh, is it too late to whine and look pitiful and bereft in hopes of getting an UncleBeer profile?
I’m a tad on the obscure (not to mention boring) side, but I’m sure it’s not beyond UncaBeer’s capacity to make me sound interesting.
::koff::
Speaking of UncleBeer’s capacities, if he shows up at Chicago Dopes 2000 I could express my appreciation in the form of generous amounts of brew.
Veb
I’ll have one too, with a side of onion rings.
That is, uh, sir, if that’s okay with you, erm, sir.
::backs away slowly, bowing::
Oh wow! Thank you ever so much! 
Homepage: www.idahospuds.com
Occupation: Side dish
Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes
Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter.
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Thank you, UncleBeer!
I’m still going to keep bugging Wally, tho. I’m evil that way.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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I think UncleBeer is ignoring me on purpose. I’m gonna go crawl into a ball under my desk and drown my sorrows in a box of Nerds. (the Willy Wonka basket persists!)
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
Um…nevermind. I didn’t read the whole page 2 before making my accusations.
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
Unc, these profiles are very witty. I, however, am [i[not* green with envy…::koff…::mmmble::
A tip of the derby to you. I thought I put you on the spot. Instead, I created a legend.
I love mine and I’m changing my profile right now.
And as you know, I also love you, OncleBiere.
Thank you very much, UncleBeer! I would’ve thanked you earlier, but my hands were stuck under this Kapton tape.
::Off to change my profile::
If I’m not too late please include me in your targets… er… profiles.
Yes, I’m a newbie but that just adds to the challenge doesn’t it O Great One?
The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously
Cool. But…um…does this mean I have to start wearing high heels? Damn. Ah, well, anything to keep from making UncleBeer a liar. 
Unclebeer you bastard, you had better give me a fucking profile or I’m gonna’ come over to wherever the F*** you are and cikc you straight in the vagina.
<Just returned from extended study period in a dark room while cursing the chipper students vengefully>
Oh golly gee! Thanks UncleBeer!!!
Night Rabbit
Homepage: www.nocturnallagomorph.com
Occupation: Easter Bunny
Location: A cozy burrow
Interests: Carrots and screwin’ pretty much covers it
<Just returned from extended study period in a dark room while cursing the chipper students vengefully>
Oh golly gee! Thanks UncleBeer!!!
Night Rabbit
Homepage: www.nocturnallagomorph.com
Occupation: Easter Bunny
Location: A cozy burrow
Interests: Carrots and screwin’ pretty much covers it
<Just returned from extended study period in a dark room while cursing the chipper students vengefully>
Oh golly gee! Thanks UncleBeer!!!
Night Rabbit
Homepage: www.nocturnallagomorph.com
Occupation: Easter Bunny
Location: A cozy burrow
Interests: Carrots and screwin’ pretty much covers it
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