Pigs to hatred. Taper dog shit.
Hotter sad pig. Third Gestapo.
Pirated ghost. Red-hot it gaps.
Pig to threads. God! the rapist.
Gasp red-hot it. That doers pig.
Ghost raped it. Sod! pig the rat.
Deaths pig rot. Pig red-hot sat.
Third postage. Dog the rapist.
Thread to pigs. Pig hated sort.
Sod! pig threat. God! therapist.
Gosh! parted it. Parted it hogs.
Hated to grips. Hated pigs rot.
Do the pig star. Its red-hot gap.
Ghost dear pit. Ghost dear tip.
Dog therapist. Gosh! depart it.
Hogs depart it. Hog departs it.
Pig the sad rot. Pig hot stared.
Phrased to git. Gosh! tepid rat.
Tepid hogs rat. So right adept.
Sight or adept. Drat! those pig.
Dire, apt ghost. Ghost dire pat.
Ghost dire tap. Hog tepid star.
Drat! so the pig. Pig threats do.
Raged this pot. Raged this top.
Paged this rot. Gits hated pro.
Gits raped hot. Gas red-hot pit.
Gas red-hot tip. Hog adept stir.
Hog tits raped. Graphite dots.
That pigs doer. Rats! do the pig.
Dig that poser. Ghost ape dirt.
Gosh! raped tit. Hogs raped tit.
Direst, apt hog. Hog direst pat.
Hog direst tap. To diet graphs.
Edit to graphs. Pig sort death.
Pig hater dots. Pig hot trades.
Hot, direst gap. Raged posh tit.
Shaped to grit. Raped to sight.
Tight raped so. To graph edits.
Red-hot pigs at. Pig rat to shed.
Pig shatter do. The rapids got.
Dip to gathers. Oh! tarted pigs.
To death grips. Grip to deaths.
Pig shod treat. Sod! tiger path.
Its parted hog. Shag tepid rot.
Opt tired shag. Shag tired pot.
Shag tired top. To tied graphs.
Do the pigs rat. Haters pig dot.
Page to thirds. It’s red-hot gap.
God! this taper. God! that spire.
That ego drips. That egos drip.
This parted go. Hog past tired.
Sigh adept rot. Spaghetti rod.
Pig that’s doer. Pig short date.
Pages to third. Gaps tired hot.
Gasp hot tired. Dog as the trip.
God as the trip. God! is the part.
God! trip hates. Raged hot spit.
Paged short it. Dire paths got.
Gas to the drip. I ghost depart.
I parted ghost. Tights do rape.
Depart to sigh. Hot grasped it.
Gosh! tired pat. Gosh! tired tap.
Apt hogs tired. Tired pat hogs.
Tired hogs tap. Rats! tepid hog.
Sod! tight rape. Pigs death rot.
To the sad grip. Drag this poet.
Gits hoped rat. Shod great pit.
Shod great tip. Gate this drop.
Tag posh tired. Ghost arid pet.
Gosh! tape dirt. Hogs tape dirt.
Shag dirt poet. Sod! pig the art.
Do the arts pig. Pig earth dots.
Pig heart dots. Dog hates trip.
Got sharp diet. Got sharp edit.
Git as the drop. Paths do tiger.
Gate posh dirt. To part sighed.
To parted sigh. The DOS pig rat.
Pig sorted hat. Sit red-hot gap.
God! thirst ape. Shit! raged opt.
Shit! raged pot. Shit! raged top.
Opt this grade. Grade this pot.
Grade this top. Shit! paged rot.
Got phrased it. Shit! got raped.
Hoard git pest. Git or as depth.
Gits or the pad. Gas hotter dip.
Tag red-hot sip. Drat! ghost pie.
Depart its hog. Hog spread tit.
Drat! hog spite. Hog stated rip.
Threat do pigs. God! phrase tit.
God! is the trap. Dog this taper.
Dog that spire. Staged hot rip.
Gritted a shop. Ago third pest.
Deaths got rip. Depart this go.
Gits hate drop. Shod apt tiger.
Hog tarted sip. Hog paste dirt.
Sod! gather pit. Sod! gather tip.
Pig hoard test. Hot pages dirt.
Do the grasp it. So gap the dirt.
Garotted ship. Is the dog part.
God! spit hater. God! haters pit.
Rearranging the letters of ‘Cecil Adams’ gives:
Acid camels. I’m ace scald.
Ace slim cad. Camel acids.
Claim cased. A scald mice.
Sad lice cam. I’m ace as LCD.
I’m a LCD aces. Slid ace cam.
Sic male cad. Calm sad ice.
Disc a camel. A slim, ace CD.
Ace cds mail. Ace LCD aims.
'e’s calm acid. Malice as CD.
Calm as dice. Ace CD mails.
I’m a LCD case. Cam lies cad.
Sic lame cad. I’m a scale CD.
A dice calms. I cased calm.
I scald came. Am scald ice.
Ace scam lid. A malice cds.
Cam ices lad. Sic came lad.
Clad as mice. I am a sec LCD.
Scam ice lad. Sliced a cam.
I’m a LCD aces. A sic, calmed.
I, cad camels. Mice as a LCD.
Scale mad IC. 'e’s claim cad.
IC as calmed. Scam cad lie.
Alas! mice CD. Sic cad meal.
I’m. Scale cad. Sad IC camel.
I scaled cam. Ace dismal C.
I’m a LCD case. Sic deal cam.
Is a LCD came. I’m a scale CD.
Is a CD camel. Is. Camel cad.
Sic cam lead. Ice cam lads.
Scaled mica. LCD as I came.
Aced claims. CD aces mail.
Disc cam ale. I am. LCD aces.
LCD aces aim. Am a lice cds.
Mail sec cad. I clad emacs.
I am a sec LCD. A sic, male CD.
Lads came IC. Am a LCD ices.
Slime Dacca. Iced as calm.
A slim Decca. Deal scam IC.
I am. Scale CD. Scale aim CD.
Mail CD case. Cam aces lid.
Sec, calm aid. Dial sec cam.
Laid sec cam. Am scaled IC.
I am. LCD case. Aim LCD case.
A CD lies cam. A sic, lame CD.
Am. Slice cad. Calced aims.
I a camel cds. I a CD camels.
I’m a cds lace. Claim CD sea.
Am. Is ace LCD. CD as I, camel.
I laced scam. Lids ace cam.
Sic mad lace. Mecca dials.
Decca mails. I a LCD emacs.
Ideal scam C. Am a slice CD.
IC emacs lad. IC deals cam.
IC leads cam. Medical as C.
I’m. Aces clad. Scam IC lead.
Cam cad isle. IC as male CD.
Male C acids. Ace ID calms.
Is aced calm. Clad, I’m a sec.
Smile Dacca. Acids lame C.
I’m. Clad case. Medical sac.
C as ace mild. Is. Clad came.
Came sail CD. Cam Alcides.
Cam case lid. I am sec, clad.
Sic led a cam. Dacca Miles.
I scald acme. I scald mace.
Decimal as C. Lice as mad C.
IC as lame CD. Claimed as C.
Sad malice C. A sec, I’m a LCD.
I am scaled C. I’m a scaled C.
'e’s a claim CD. Decimal sac.
A male IC cds. Cecal maids.
A scam CD lie. A sic CD meal.
Scald Amice. I. 'e’s calm cad.
Sic acme lad. Sic mace lad.
A cds lame IC. I’m calced as.
A C declaims. CD cam as lie.
Clime as cad. A dice clams.
Am. Lice as CD. I’m a cds lace.
Ace mild sac. I’m ace C lads.
Calm as cedi. Cam as idle C.
Clad sec aim. Am. Ices clad.
IC cad males. IC cad meals.
Acclaimed S. A cad climes.
A sec, I’m a LCD. Claimed sac.
Clad same IC. Cecal as dim.
A cedi calms. A cam lie cds.
Claim as DEC. IE cad calms.
I aced calms. Clad, I’m a sec.
I sec cam lad. IC as led cam.
I’m cecal, sad. Iced. A calms.
Led a scam IC. Calms ace I’d.
Mad sac lice. Is cecal, mad.
A DEC claims. Clad seam IC.
A scald IC me. Is male cad C.
Is a LCD acme. Is a LCD mace.
Calm ID aces. Scale amid C.
Slam ice cad. Slid a Mecca.
I decal scam. Idle a scam C.
Mail a sec CD. IE scald cam.
C as I calmed. Is. Laced cam.
I hope I’m not stepping on any toes here, but I think I can do as well or better than the OP at this game (no offense). I am an old hand at anagrams, as Democritus can attest based on the mash note I wrote him.
For you, sunshine, I have:
HUNINESS
Which is either the quality of resembling a Mongol invader, or the quality of being the sweetest thing in the Hundred Acre Wood (that’s where Winnie the Pooh lives, for the uninformed).
Isn’t Ana Grammer the word-game-obsessed older sister of Kelsey Grammer?
Without your middle name, I get O ANUS (apparently a poetic ode to my boss). With your middle name included, ANONYMOUS pops up so fast that I assume it is the source of your nom de keyboard, so we’ll skip that.
How about:
NAY, MOON US
(“Would you like me to display my genitalia?” “No, please show us your bare buttocks instead.”)
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