Hit me with your best shot, MSK.
I daresay Five doesn’t give you much to work with. I shall be your greatest challenge.
No anagram generator was used to create custom username mutations by MSK. I used only my God-given wit. CHEATERS! Shame on you XFiles!
Here are the anagrams of my handle that I’ve come up with (some of you have probably seen these before). MSK, let’s see if you can add to the list.
CHEF TROY =
FORT YECH (the ugliest army base in the country)
FEY TORCH (preferred light source of the Little People)
TORY CHEF (a cook who longs for the days of British rule)
HE FRY COT (I knew british cooking was bad, but we’re eating a camp bed? Get the ketchup)
FETCH ROY (he’ll eat anything, even fried camp beds)
HE OFT CRY (you’d cry too if someone made you eat a fried camp bed)
CHE FORTY (really? Mr. Guevara doesn’t look a day over 35)
HEFTY ROC (did you ever know one of these giant mythic birds that wasn’t?)
in closing, MSK, I’d like to point out that resorting to fractured spelling or leaving out letters is CHEATING and will not be tolerated. wink
I’m almost afraid to ask…
but could you mutate me?
(I can’t believe this…) please?
Thanks MSK! 
Fire away, MSK!
MSK, my username is really an anagram for my real name! (or at least part of it)
Let’s see you try and reverse it…
any saucy potato
I’d LOVE it if you do me! 
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[li]Soulsling = Slingo Lou So, that’s what you are doing when you are not doping. What’s your high score? 
[/li][li]Sunshine = Hi Nusens Just how much of a nuisance are you when you are high? :rolleyes:[/li][li]Struuter = R True T Us I am glad that you are true to us. There is no escape form our organization. If we found you reading Marilyn VosSavant articles, we may have to lynch you. :p[/li][li]Vestal Blue = L Vestabule Security guard for the lower vestibule of the Hall of the Straight Dope. Unfortunately, he/she falls asleep sometimes and a troll sneaks by. Got coffee? :o[/li][/ul]
more to come… stay tuned
Hey, Magical, mutate me, please!
Just call me Slingo for for short…
you can’t beat my high MSK!
…just cant be done…
MSK–
Thanks! You are an artist, to be sure. This one’s goin’ in my sig. And rest assured that I am Marilyn-free. I’m willing to take a blood test to prove it.
I feel so special…
R TRUE T US
Antz? Um… nope I don’t eat em I just like to step on em. (They tickle when they crawl over your feet y’know. Drives me nuts)
Thank you Struuter, I feel honored!
I still owe a few posters a mutation. I have you on my waiting list. It seems some of these may be the most challenging ones I have encountered, yet. I will post them as soon as I come up with a satisfactory mutation and accompanying tag line.
mutations currently pending:
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[li]Peaches[/li][li]Even Sven[/li][li]Five[/li][li]Saucy potato or “any saucy potato”[/li][li]Mary Ann Q[/li][li]Sealemon88[/li][/ul]
And remember folks,if it’s not a mutation by MSK, then it’s not an official mutation.
sssszzzzzzz huh? not yet? ok…
I suppose it’d be kind of pointless for me to ask for a mutation of my username, huh? 