Custom Written Songs By Sealemon!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Sealemons wonderful attempt at entertaining me yesterday with his funny song writing skills (See Here) got me to thinking…

Why not get him to share his great talent with everyone on the board? Provide him with a little info on what you would like your song to be about. It’s Friday so I’m sure he’s not busy at work and is just looking for something to do so let’s help him out and request a custom written song from Sealemon!

Come on everyone, don’t be shy! :smiley:

(make this good everyone since I’m sure he won’t be talking to me for a few days after this)

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YO Seale, ole buddy ole pal; fix me up!

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I’d like a song. I’m not picky I don’t really care what it’s about.

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Ooooo Seale, my buddy…I’d love a custom song from you! How about one about love? Or sex? Or both! :wink: Or about whatever you think I might like, I’m not picky!

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Come on Seale, hook me up! :wink:

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Gotta get in on this offer early.

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Woohoo! I want one too. I may even put music to it, so make it good (I don’t even mind if it is dirty which it will probably be knowing what you guys think of me sometimes…heheheh). :wink:

HUGS!
Sqrl

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How’s about a song for me set to the tune of “Shaft”?

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I got in way too late to get a sig from WallyM7 so I want a song from Sealemon. Please?

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Please make it about some of my favorite things:

  1. Bopping yourself on the head with an empty 2-liter bottle because you like the noise

2)Twinkle lights

3)Diet Coke

4)New socks

5)Having everything arranged perfectly in neat little rows or compartments (depending on the situation)

Thanks! Can’t wait to hear it…

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Ooh, I would LOVE a song!

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I’d love to have a custom written song from Sealemon!! It can be about anything you want it to be about and it can be as dirty as you want it to be!

::anxiously waiting::

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Shanin, you and I have to have a little talk…

Ya nut! :wink:

Mega the roo: I wrote you a litle ditty before, remember? Sorry, but every time I
see your name, this is the ditty I think of:

(To the tune of Winnie The Poo)

Mega the roo,
Mega the roo,
Hops all around the town and so can you!

Mega the roo,
Mega the roo,
Bounces from Saskatchewan to Timbuktu!

Sunshine: (To Whip It)

Dum dum dum dum dum, get out of bed!

Dum dum dum dum dum, grab a bottle of pop.

Dum dum dum dum dum, hit your head!

Dum dum dum dum dum, then go grab some socks!

If a problem comes along, you must sort it!
It will keep you going strong, once you sort it!
I like those twinkle lights, if they’re sorted!
I’ve been known to start some fights, if shit’s not sorted!

Now sort it…into shape…shape it up…

Well, you get the picture.

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How about one for me about hair? :slight_smile:

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Ah yeah, I wanna song too.

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Sing, sing a song
Sing out loud
Sing out strong
Sing of good things, not bad
Sing of happy, not sad
La la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la.

Will you sing for me, Sealey?

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I want a song. How about it, Sealemon?

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Seale, what’s the deal??? (Hey! I rhyme! :D)

You’d better get on the ball and write us dopers some songs!

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Oh, really?

(To We Didn’t Start The Fire)

Trojan Man, handcuffed hand, baby oil on the sheets, balls, cock, wet wild pussy opens up.

Whipped cream, whip me, whip me to a frenzy, leather/lace, nipple/clit, never get enough.

I didn’t use the K-Y, she didn’t need no lubin’, so I’m going tubin’

I didn’t use the K-Y, now I’m done with roaming so it’s time for boning!

Damn, that one hurt me!

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Seale, No I do not need a custom song. Just wanted to say I am finding this very entertaining. None in this thread has topped your “death metal” song coldfire requested in the other thread.

Here is a A’dda boy, now get back to work!

Osip