Do me! Do me!
Osip: Thanks, man! I agree about the Death Metal song: I was laughing as i wrote it. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to top that one.
Sqrlcub:
Pagans, guitars and a bright velcro fastner.
Movies and piercings and a naked Ed Asner.
A big grinning Santa wearing a G string,
These are a few of my favorite things…
May I please have a song too, Sealemon, my old Guy Stuff pal?
Please include lyrics about wombats, roses, coffee, clock radios, chocolate mousse, Shetland ponies, and redheads.
Thanks a bunch!
I like the sea and I like lemons.
Can I have a song too?
Wally, Please this is a public forum, if you want that sort of thing take it where the kids can’t see it.
That said, Sealemon88, this is most amusing. Got anything for the tone deaf dragon sitting at this computer?
Seale, old buddy, old pal…wanna write a song for me? 
From Purplebear:
(Pretty much any James Brown song)
Uh! Love! Uh, uh! Yeeeeo! Gotta get some lovin’! Gotta get some lovin’! I’m hot as an oven, gotta get that lovin’!
You’re an angel…set from above
Gotta get you to me,
and show ya love! Uh! Good God!
I’ma gonna show ya…I’ma gonna show ya…I’ma gonna show ya…Hit me!
I’m an honest man
I’m not corrupt-a
Gonna grab your body
and I’m gonna erupt-a!
Like a volcano
A big volcano
I’ma gonna erupt-a!
I’ma gonna erupt-a! Uh!
I’ma gonna erupt-a! One more time…
I’ma gonna erupt-a! Yeeeeeeooow!
Gotta get that lovin’!
Gotta get that lovin’!
I’m hot as an oven!
Gotta get that lovin!
Jump back!
Hmmm. This one seemed much more entertaining in my head than it does in print. 
'Saright, Seale, my man. I’ll take it, and Thanks!! Now if only Mr Bear were still here…I’d have him sing that to me… 
Well, maybe not. 
He could however… :o
Narile the tone deaf dragon
Watches his PC
He tries to hum in A sharp
But he’s really in the key of C!
Narile the tone deaf dragon
Is always out of tune
So when he tries to sing along,
You’d best give him some room!
MaryAnnQ (For Gilligan’s Isle)
Just sit right back, and you’ll hear a tale
a tale that’s sure to scare
About this clueless loser
who had some funky hair
He really wanted to get it trimmed
so it was MaryAnn he called.
But what she didn’t tell him
was that he would have been better bald.
The trimming started getting rough
With hair all over the floor
and after his 'do killed her razor
she kicked him to the door.
So give thanks you’re not this guy
who had such frightful hair
'cause Mary wouldn’t cut it again…
for money or a dare!
He cleaned the Philippines
Always nice, and never mean…
Talkin’ about Taft.
Taft!
He’s one Chief Justicing mother fu-
Shut your mouth!
I’m talkin’ 'bout Taft.
Taft!
He’s always popular with those Progressive cats.
He always followed the law
and that’s why he’s walkin’ tall.
That’s right…I’m talkin’ about
Taft!
Oooohh. Wait. You wanted it to be about you? My bad.
Democritus:
(Duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh)
Chat whore! (Duh duh, duh duh duh)
Don’t need to talk no more! (Duh duh, duh duh duh)
You need to put your keyboard…dooooown
Chat whore! (duh duh, duh duh duh Bumm bumm bum buummm…)
Chat whore, you always yakkin’. (Duh duh duh duh)
And you’re always in the Dope Room! (duh duh duh duh)
Everytime I log in, there you are! (duh duh duh duh)
And while you’re at it, stop posting druuuuunk…
Chat whore!
Is it too late to get in this song deal?? sonnnnnnnnnnnng!!!
Okay, now, let’s see…
can mine be about my little non sequitir happeneings, my obessions with monty python, douglas adams, and, um…
[shit, lost that thought. gotta go chase after it now.]
also, if this will help, i’m an aquarius, and i seem t attract followers who annoy me. I am NOT the messiah. Also, remember kids, 3 is the magic number. thanks, and toodles!
That was great! Thank you! No one ever wrote a song for me before. I feel so special. 
My turn Sealemon, and make it good, or I’ll have to spank you at the next HouDope meeting.
Awww, shucks, MaryAnn. ‘twern’t nuthin’.
P.S. The song for Demo is set to Wild Thing, for you yungins out there.
Vestal Blue (To Reunited)
Going flying, and I’m soaring high
Going flying, in the deep blue sky
There’s one little thing, that would make this flight suck
If my plane stalls out then I am–really hosed, yeah yeah.
Check my gauges, don’t want nothing wrong
'cause if I crash this would be a sad song
But if I go down, I’ll be as smart as a fox
I’ll suck my gut real tight and hide in the–black box, yeah yeah…
(To Horse With no Name–No, that’s not the real title, but I don’t know what it is. I just know it’s that Neil Young song, m’kay?)
I went through the desert on a horse with no name
But it’s a Shetland pony, just the same.
In the desert, coffee tastes pretty rank
like a wombat pissed in it until it stank
La laaa, la la la la. La la la, laaa la.
La laaaa la, la la la la. La la la, laaaa la.
My clock radio’s got sand in it
now it doesn’t work
whatever time it is
is lost in the murk
my chocolate mousse has melted
and my roses are dead
it’s hotter then the temper
of a fiery redhead
La laaa, la la la la. La la la, laaa la.
La laaaa la, la la la la. La la la, laaaa la (Repeat the "la"s for about 20 minutes, or until someone beans you in the head).
Sealemon88, Let me guess the sealing wax is for everyones ears, right?
Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks, Seale! Nice job!
(but just between you & me, Horse With No Name is by America, not Neil Young. But don’t feel bad–I used to think it was by Neil Young, too.)
WOOHOO! That was the best Sealemon.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Thanks, Seale! My song is awesome…I’m going to be singing it all day!
:::humming and filing:::
If a problem comes along, you must sort it! Sort it good…