Seale, you flatter me! 
Oh, and I even got that it was to Wild Thing while I read it, woo hoo! Thanks buddy!
You forgot me Sealemon. So where is my song ?
What ever your song is, it has to be done to the tune of The lion sleeps tonight.
No, no, no ! My LIONsob doesn’t sleep at night, he works at night. ( Besides, that tune gets stuck in my head !)
Ayesha: If not The Lion Sleeps Tonight, then how about Man Eater, by Hall and Oats?
She posts on the SDMB
Kicking ass, taking names, and flirting with Wally
A real classy lady
She’ll cuss you out, make you cry, and call for your mommy
Woah here she comes
Watch out trolls, she’ll beat you down
Woah here she comes
She’s a troll hunter
Woah here she comes
Watch out trolls, she’ll beat yuo down
Woah here she comes
She’s a troll hunter.
So, was that worth the wait?
OK. Gimmee.
Yes it was worth the wait. But I’m not really that mean. Am I ? Anybody ?
(To the theme from Flipper)
His name is Wally! Wally!
And he’s very verbal
and scared of gerbils
placed in his hands.
His name is Wally! Wally!
His one liners slay me
his daughter’s named Amy
He’s from the North Lands!
He’s got a cycle, cycle
that he liked to ride
until the P.O.S. died
on some dark path.
He’s a troll slayer, slayer
with plenty of guts
He’ll call you a Putz
so don’t earn his wrath!
Hey, thanks my pal! :D:D:D
It’s so me!
I printed it out. I’m goint to frame it and put it on the wall.
I love it! :):)
That’s it. I have to stop reading anything that even mentions Wally while I am at work, or I am going to get fired! My coworkers are looking into having me committed.
Thanks, Sealemon88, for the great laugh!!!
ChiefScott (To I Shot The Sherrif)
I hate those smilies
and that winkie face has got to go, wooo hooo hoooo
I hate those smilies
and that winkie face has got to go, wooo hooooooooo
Everywhere I’m lookin’ on tha SDMB
Those little smily faces are lookin’ at me
They make steam come out my ears, yeah
They make me too mad, too mad to see
Yes, they make me too mad to see.
But I say, I say
I hate those smilies
and that winkie face has got to go, wooo hooo hoooo
I hate those smilies
and that winkie face has got to go, wooo hooooooooo
You can post all cutsie
Like some kind of drunkin floozie
But when I see those fuckin’ faces
That vein in my temple goes through its paces
Yeah, that vein is going through its paces
So I say, I say I say I say
If I am guilty I will pay.
Good 'un, ya bastid.
But Seale…where’s MY song? (end whine)
LOL! Thanks, Seale! Too true! Altitude is life!
(A bit of background on this one: Psycat is moving to California to be with Democritus. Personaly, that reduces the romantic side of me to a warm puddle. I wish both of them the best, and offer this token little song for 'em. :))
Psycat: (This is an original. Yup, no one to blame but me. Set it to whatever music you want; and uhhh…hope it’s not too sappy.)
Being safe is a kind of death
When it doesn’t let you grow
If you turn your back on true love
You lose more than you will know
Take the chance and find that joy
in someone else’s eyes
distace cannot will not stop you
it will not sever ties
You’ve found your love
and you will fly
to be inside his arms
I can’t help but admire you
that’s why I wrote this song.
Let er fly Seale
Falcon:
You know Wally, and Diane, and Coldfire, and ChiefScott
Satan, and Drain Bead, Demo and tatortot.
But do you recall…
The one who out chats them all (;))
Falcon, the chat room addict
Had a heart that would make you melt
And if you ever saw her back
You’d see a cross that Celt
All of the other Dopers
Used to log off to go to sleep
But in #straightdope you’d find her
Chatting with her late night peeps*
Then one horrible stormy night
The SD server went down
And all of the chatters were freaking out
But Falc said “Don’t you frown!”
So that’s when Amy Macgeyvered it
And all the chatters began to sing
“Now Falcon can chat with all her friends
By using tin cans and lots of string!”
*A little Urban Speak for all my homies.
Whew! Let’s see now. That leaves Mullinator, Olentzer, Silo, Shayna, Kat, saucy potato, Talkinsquirrel, ssskuggiii, KimKatt (maybe), Osip (If he changes his mind) and CanadianSue?
Hmmm. I’d better listen to the radio for the next 24 hours, and get some ideas…
Yeah, I know. I should just let this thread die a well deserved death.BUT I GOT A SONG NOW, AND IF I DON’T POST IT I’LL GO CRAZY!
So there.
CanadianSue (Sung to the theme from The Addams Family.)
It’s stringy and it’s stinky
It stretches like a Slinky
Like leather? Then it’s kinky
That tough Alberta beef.
Don’t want to seem uncouth
But I must tell you the truth
I think I broke a tooth
On that tough Alberta beef.
Duh duh duh duh…Tough!
Duh duh duh duh…Rough!
Duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh…Enough!
I wouldn’t eat it if it was free
Not even if I got a fee
I’d like to bury it out at sea
That tough Alberta beef!
LOL Nice one weenie boy… you ate, you enjoyed, you lived to tell about it…
Kat: (To Stand By Your Man)
Sometimes it’s hard to be a feline
To keep thinking of ways to have an atitude
Give them evil stares
Scratch them for a scare
And claw up a drape, or two.
Hey, don’t worry
Keep your nose high
And make sure you have a swelled head
Sleep 20 hours
Then when he’s not looking
Just caugh up a hairball on his bed.
Bum bum bum bum… Stand by your human
'Cause she’s the one who’ll by you catnip
And she’ll be sure to make that late trip
To get you food
Bum bum bum bum…Stand by your human
And let him pet your fur
You can grace him with a purr
If you’re in the mood!