This thread got me out of a four month lurk mode.
Name’s Jeff, I like the Giants, dogs, Macs, and theater.
Any Aerosmith tune will do. 
Pleeeeeeze Seale!
OK, I’m curious what you’ll come up with for me.
jjtm: Thank you! I’m glad to see you back. It just so happens that your request sparked The Muse, so hereeeeee ya go…
(To Sweet Emotion)
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Surfin’ with my Mac and what do I see?
“Cats” is playing at theater near me.
My name is Jeff and that play’s real fine
But it’d be even better if it starred canines.
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Sweeeeeet emoticons.
Went to the field and saw the Giants play
They had the lead and they threw it away
Looks like they’ll lose, but I have no fear
'Cause I’m drowning my sorrows with hotdogs and beer.
Come on. You knew I had to poke fun at the Giants, right? 
I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Shanin for starting this thread. Even though I whined to her about it at first, it’s been a blast!
Hey Seale, do me!
Umm, I mean write me a song, ok? I didn’t mean it like it sounded, honest. Really Shanin, I meant I wanted to write me a song, put that down, ok?
Anyway, Beatles or a dance tune would be great…
Ok Sealemon I think I have held out long enough.
Write me a song please?
thanks
Osip
applauds Thanks, Sealemon! Very appropriate, too.
Shayna (In reference to this thread and this other thread, sung to Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher. Read the song, then you’ll get the reference)
< Spoken over doodling guitar >
"Let’s see what’s on the board…
Oh man! Some doofus screwed up my name again!"
< Grinding guitars >
C-C-Come on please, posters, read before you pooost
And try to get my name riiiight
All I want is to see my name spelled S-H-A-Y-N-Aaaaaaa
I don’t wanna start a fight
I see much harder names here than mine
So why does Sealyourmouth get it wrong all the time
Woah, it’s not Shanya
It’s not ShaNaNa
It’s not Shania
It’s spelled Shayna
It’s not even Shanendoah
It’s spelled Shayna!
(And no, this isn’t a burn. It’s just a way for me to keep myself from misspelling her name (And others, like ChiefScott) again. :D)
SILENT-BOB: An eighteen minute polka instrumental.
Seale, thanks so much. I just saw this, since Psy and I were in a u-haul somewhere in the middle of America when you posted this. Somehow we missed it when we got back. Oh, and I didn’t think your song was too sappy at all…
ahem!!