Alright- so can anyone tell me if my 18.75cm penis is long enough? Oh yeah- it 30cm around.
[QUOTE=fruitbatI could be here for a hundred years before I see a “Ask the guy with a really small dick” thread.[/QUOTE]
Hey, as long as I am here anyways, if I could help out be fielding a few questions it would be no problem.
I find it interesting that whathedickhead includes Aes and Tam in his lashing out, when it was only Tsarboy who actually posted an intentional jab. (Which I loved, btw, Czarbaby). Perhaps their insightful posts hit too close to home, Whatadick?
I know this is a day late and a dollar short, but when I first saw this thread I wanted to make a suggestion to the OP. However, given my tendancy to blurt out things that I usually come to regret, I decided to keep it to myself. After thinking about it overnight, I still think it is a constructive contribution, so here goes:
[askeptic crosses fingers, takes a deep breath and hopes like hell he isn’t proving his own stupidity, yet again]
I can understand the natural tendancy for men to wonder about the adequacy of their penis size. Especially given the silly and irrational tendancy of equating a large penis to superiority as a man. I think SDMB is a good place to pose questions like the OP. You cannot rely on comparison. I have seen many other men in places like showers at the gym, and during my time in the military, but I do not think I have ever seen a penis, other than my own, in an erect state. (excepting of course in stag films, which are enough to make most men question the sufficiency of his member). But, a simple “What is the average size of a male penis” without the inclusion of extraneous information concerning the above average size of ones own penis may not generate as many czarcastic responses.
If one is just innocently seeking information then what purpose is served by volunteering TMI concerning ones own “length and girth”? Doing so, will understandably cause others to wonder if the question is really just a sham, and that the real intent is to say “Look how big my dick is!” (Why someone would want to do that on an anonymous message board, I can’t say. But they do.)
Furthermore, addressing such questions “To the Ladies” does not indicate a sincere desire for information. I mean how would the average woman know the average size of a male penis. I doubt the average woman sees enough erections to know the average. Addresing this question to sex workers would seem more appropriate, since I assume they are exposed to many more penises. (please do not assume that I am in any way suggesting that sex workers cannot also be Ladies) Also womens preferences will vary greatly, some will like big ones, some will like fat ones, some will like skinny ones, and some won’t like any of them. So it seems to me addressing this type of question “To the ladies” could indicate a desire for titillation as opposed to information. I am not suggesting that is the case with the OP, just that reasonable peaple might draw that conclusion.
Nice! Now I feel important. Between that, my DD breasts, and my 7.5 inch penis, I’m just brimming with confidence.
It took a year and a half and it was shared with two other Dopers but I finally have my very own pitting. I have been validated; I finally belong.
And for everyone else, I’ll try to get a cite for Kat’s claims when I move in with her next month.
I was so worried about the size of mine i had a transplant… the donkey was very kind to allow me to borrow that of him. Oh and:
Big enough for you (TMI, ya think?)
Thanks to a_nona_mouse3 for the link from here.
I will not respond, I will not respond, I will not respond, I will not respond, I will not respond, I will not respond…
Why not? 
Dang, BigDaiv, I did not know Killer Whales were circumcized. I am still wondering why the guy is holding it. Not that I think anything wierd is going on, but I can’t imagine that a trainers need to inspect the member (for whatever reason) would coincide with the whales desire to display it. Shows what I know…
Try not washing your brain for a week, and then we’ll talk.
If my brain is being washed (which is certainly possible) it is not me (I?) that is doing it. (at least I do not thinkit is me but if I am being brain washed I guess I would not know who is doing it, or even that it is being done) If you are an honorable Doper you will let me know so I can put a stop to it, unless you are the one doing the washing…
whattheheck: I see you making the same mistake that so many others do. In an attempt to alleviate your ignorance, let me share with you a little secret:
Women don’t care about circumference. What they care about is diameter.
What you do is, drill a hole (doesn’t have to be a big hole) through your penis when it’s erect. Poke a small metal rod through there, then remove and measure the rod.
Let us know the results.
For comparison purposes, the average diameter is 18.5 inches.
Have fun!
Don’t forget the 18-inch prehensile tongue! Hold your head high, you’ve earned it.[sub]Your lower back on the other hand…[/sub]
Enjoy,
Steven
But I use the very best shampoo and conditioner!
Haven’t you noticed how nice your brain has smelled lately?
That ain’t Pert Plus, baby!
Now that is just mean! How are you going to feel when you see on the news that a teenager drilled a hole through his…
Besides, you meant 38.5 inches for a fully developed American male, right?
Because I am not as smart as the average bear, I still say: 
You should be. With those measurements, you have a stellar film career ahead of you!
This is getting weird
Me thinks I’m being woooshed.
Uummm…something penis related for the OP…
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising,
lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains,
wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percant of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to
2weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Wow. Busy lil’ peniseses!
I’m stunned, a normal post that makes sense and doesn’t almost get you banned.
Keep up the good work.