Holy crap I better get busy! I Haven’t had a single erection today. I can’t think of a day I had 11 erections. I guess I am below average not jus in intelligence but also in manliness… 
Me thinks one of us is, I am just not sure which one of us it is… 
Still not sure which I’d rather get hit by. 
Heh heh… It’s the Free-est Willy of them all!
Oooo, ick, I just noticed the wetsuit guy has a ziplock baggie! Wonder how “Whale Spooge Collector” looks on a resume.
Thanks World Eater. If you knew the lengths to which I have gone to be permitted to hang aroud, I think you would be amazed. I even gave up booze, which I think a brief review of my posts will verify. I cannot express my gratitude to all Dopers for helping me see just what an ass I am. It sounds silly but SDMB has practically saved my marriage (thanks to some good advice from “Really Not All That Bright” and “Not Mr. Know It All”)
Thanks to all Dopers (even Lynn Bodoni) I feel like you all have helped me out of a rut! I hope to become an asset to this community instead of a charity case. (I know it will take time, but maybe someday…)
You probably have. Most “mild” erections go totally unnoticed, especially those that occur when you sleep.
Sadly, this is usually the case. However, if one takes advantage of the power of advertising to raise brand awareness among one’s key demos, it doesn’t have to be. Six weeks into my “Got Cock?” campaign (visible signage in the high traffic areas, and an ad blitz at 8am and 6pm), and I’m already getting a noticeable reaction from Mrs. Giraffe.
“What’s wrong with you?” she’ll ask.
“Got cock?” I say.
I do not want to even imagine having a penis the ratio of these of is not approximately 3.14. Ever.
I call my dinky The Monolith
9:3:1 - I’ll tell you whut
That’s a medium, right?
WOAH!!! 150 Calories in a Dr Pepper!?! Man, I gotta cut down on this stuff, maybe switch to something else!
You said it had to be erect when doing this, yet … well, we clearly have different measurements.
No wonder Mount Doom is so fucking thick.
Askeptic - I took this to mean that harmless wouldn’t respond to your question
to imply that she had, in fact, seen enough penises to know the average length but was joking about it. I may be wrong but thats what it seemed like to me.
And we have a winner!
Or a weiner!
You decide!
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It kind of takes the humour away if you have to explain your own jokes doesn’t it, so I thought I’d help you out!
thanks ill take that as a yes lol
Will someone tell me how my Pit thread turned into a duscussion about large penises?
ya maybe it did hit too close huh
or maybe i just meant what i said in the first place… thinking…
YEah, I thought I’d turned it into a discussion of my boobs!
Did I say they were DD? I meant, uh, EE. Is that big enough??
<jiggle>
Yeah, talk about irony…
You never know how badly hijacked a thread is going to get.
[sub]Gr8Kat, you got odds riding on that or something?:D[/sub]