"Dad, Can I Use The Posti-Vac Tonight?"

Every time I see that damn commercial (I watch late night AMC movies), I picture this guy stopping foreplay, whippin’ that damn thing out and pumpin’ it to beat the band before the “feelin’” goes away.

Hell, I guess if it works, okay, and I guess the guy’s sex partner would have to be VERY understanding, but Jesus!

And Medicare pays for this.:rolleyes: