Isn’t that kind of a self-defeating proposition?
Can I do it until I need glasses?
FUCK YEAH IT IS! Holy S**T! Thats alot of porn. I have had broadband for about 6 months and I only have a few gig worth of porn on my computer. 50 cds! Thats got to be an exaggeration. Thats around 30GB of porn.
Chek, tell me that was an exaggeration.
And stay out of your dad’s shit you nosy nose.
If I wanted to I could easily fill at least 1 CD a day with porn without repeats. Just from visiting a handfull of free porn sites a day over the past 18 months as well as various other sources I’ve built up about 50 cds worth of porn. If I had kept everything I’d have 100. It is absolutely incredible how much of it there it out there. And from everywhere in the world.
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All the OP makes me think about is that when my wife and I eventually do get around to having kids, we’ll be hiding our entertainment gear a whole lot better than Chekmate’s father did. I look forward to the introduction of the DNA-activated padlock…
The way the story went is that he was not worried about Dad. He found a key and opened a cabinet that wasn’t his. His concern came when he found his fathers PERSONAL belongings, that were under lock and key. You know, to keep them private!
Imho, it would have still been WRONG if he had found a Bible, tickets to the local team’s payoffs, or a suprise gift for his wife.
It’s wrong to go through other peoples personal stuff. You can justify it all you want, it’s still wrong.
The way the story went is that he was not worried about Dad. He found a key and opened a cabinet that wasn’t his. His concern came when he found his fathers PERSONAL belongings, that were under lock and key. You know, to keep them private!
Imho, it would have still been WRONG if he had found a Bible, tickets to the local team’s payoffs, or a suprise gift for his wife.
It’s wrong to go through other peoples personal stuff. You can justify it all you want, it’s still wrong.
I was a bit of a snoop back in my younger days but never found anything such as this. That being said I know that it is difficult to resist the urge to look in locked cabinets. I feel you did violate his space because it wasn’t your cabinet. I guess if it was me I would not have the gumption to bring it up to my father. We never had that sort of relationship. That is a lot of porn I might add and I hope that it doesn’t affect his marriage because I sure made a mess of my marriage with my porn habit.
The point was raised, but never fully adressed:
What would we be saying differently if this was the father posting about finding the son’s cache?
All of you posters must have lead very sheltered lives. 
And who ever said to turn the dad in for pot possession to cover the OP’ers own ass,maybe you had a rough relationship with your parents but you’d see the people who love you unconditionally imprisoned for a few dried buds?! >:(
I hope that was a joke!
That said what is with teenagers today? Shocked by pot and porn,what has this world come to.
I found my Moms pot once. I was 16. I took about half the bag for my own stash. What was she going to do? “Hey, my bag of drugs seems a little light, know anything about it?” Let’s just call it “The Hypocrites Tax”.
Realizing your parents are human is part of growing up . . .
DaLovin’ Dj
And THAT, Ladies and Gentleman, is how one composes a new sig line. 
And maybe the porn is hers, too. 
Man, if I found a big ol’ bag of pot in my dad’s stuff, I’d be pissed as hell. Sumbitch told me he was fresh out! And here I am scraping pipes to get my high.
As for the porn… Well, when I was eight or so, I found my dad’s stash of Zap! comics, including the one where Mr. Natural gets a blow job from an infant, and the one with the gay pirate crew that’s into “watersports.” When dad found out, he hid the stuff better, but when I was fifteen he brough them out again and we sat around the dining room table and read 'em all. Real bonding experience.
Ahh, good ol’ Robert Crumb. I found a few his works in my dad’s collection too. For those who don’t know it was a 300 pound baby. Not that it makes it any better. One of America’s great weirdos.
Apologies to all girls with a porn stash, you Goforit.exe girl!
Though to address what I said:
I do not know of any girls who collected and burn porn to CD from the 'net. Especially not 50 CD’s worth!
Say one jpg is 150k (generous, most are much smaller) that’s 7 per meg (@1462bytes) x 650 = 4550 pics on one disk
4550 x 50 = 227,500 pictures of nekkid girls (we assume) or 245,000 if they’re 700mb disks or 490,000 if they’re 75k
:eek:
Sure, mpg’s are much bigger but most of the biggies are nothing more than 60mb, say average 20mb: that’s 1625movies on 650mb disks (3-4 mins each I guess - 3.9 days solid at 3.5 mins each)
That’s LOADS! (Isn’t it?)
Does it qualify as an OCD? I’ve never heard of a girl with a porn OCD (outside of porn itself, mind).
:eek:
Boy I sure seem to be defending this side a lot, eh? There are loads of porn movies in the 200 to 750 MB range. And there are free sites that offer you 5 or so MB clip a day. You save up the 10 to 30 clips and link them together. And it depends on the quality of the clip too. Sure a lo quality single scene clip could be as low as 5 MB but a high quality single scene clip might run as high as 200 MB.
There are many different kinds of porn-browsing. Several sites have daily updates (no links, sorry), and if you browse for a year or so, saving everything…
Heck, I had about 500 MB saved up before I went off to college.
Now, I have a T1 connection. Saving porn seems kind of pointless now.