Dermo!
Jesus, Joe and Mary Jane!
MOOSEPOOP!
Slappy asspipe!
Jurassic slapass!
Great Jumpin Paladins of Tyr!
L. Ron Fucking Hubbard.
Alcoholic son of a diseased hooker!
(alternately, “syphilitic” instead of “diseased”, and/or “illegitimate” instead of “alcoholic”)
Might I ask what the hell a “slappy asspipe” is? Or did you mean “slOppy asspipe” which makes a litte more sense?
P.S. Damn monkeys!
Slappy asspipe… nope, not a typo… doesn’t really mean anything, it’s just a general insult or cuss. I can explain the etymology though; stop reading unless you have a minute to waste.
My friend Carlee is big into this Jeff Jarrett wrestler guy, I have no idea who he is, but his little speechisms keep drifting into her conversations. He’s the originator of the “jurassic slapass”, too. Slapnuts, Slapass, Slappy, all Jeff Jarrett things to say.
Asspipe, well that’s got several meanings. As a noun, it’s a word for asshole. As a verb, it’s “piping an ass” – anal sex. As a noun applied to a person, it’s got the connotations of asshole who enjoys being on the receiving end of anal sex. There isn’t really anything WRONG with that, so I shouldn’t use it as an insult, but it fits.
Slappy asspipe is just combining the jarrettism “Slappy” with the chikki-ism “asspipe”.
I always say “Piece of shit!”
I’m somewhat partial to “Oh shit, oh dear.”
But “dammit” does have a nice, succinct ring to it.
Well you got yer “slapnut”
or yer “zipperhead”
or if yer really put out “Jumping German Gerbiling Jesus H. Crippled Creeping Christ on a Crutch”
I prefer the last. You get the neatest looks.
Crap weasel.
Note to self: next time read all of the posts.
[Apu]
“Shiva H. Vishnu!”
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Tarnation, Christ on a crutch, H E Double toothpicks, Jumpin’ Jupiter, Jimineezer and my personal favorite from Spencer Tracey in “The Other Side of the Mountain”, I’ll be triple Damned in Hell!
dammit
Why?
2 words:
Blue
Balls
“ow”
Dang, how cold is it where you are?!?
#x@%!%&#@#!!
Katz & Jammer Kids !
Guess I’m showin’ my age.
“The handwriting was on the floor a minute ago”
Aw, frell!
A few years ago I tried to train myself to yell “Bob Saget!” instead of “F*ck!” But it didn’t take. Which is too bad, because it’s a great swear word-phrase that cracks people up and totally relieves the tension.