Well, just dip me in dogfood and call me Alpo!
Well, I’ll be dipped in shit and roled in peanuts, and eaten by a dog!
A few years ago, I dropped an iron on my foot and these are the words that came, unbidden, from my mouth;
Motherpissmonkeyshit.
Now it is my mantra. Well, that and ‘oh, fuck me with a chainsaw’