I don’t know what an anal fissure is. Nor do I want to. I just hope you checked the credentials of any doctor who keeps a supply of industrial size steel butt plugs and KY jelly handy. Paging doctor Jellyfinger…
Thank you! My original AFB link died years ago, and I wondered if it had been preserved somewhere, being the classic that it is! Bless you!
Well, I’m back. I’m a little let down, because after thinking I had the incredibly sexy malady known as an anal fissure, it turns out that:
A) I have an internal hemorrhoid
B) I have no dignity left
C) I have a much more intimate relationship with my doctor than before and
D) thanks to this thread, I now know a bunch of new expressions for the human anus.
All in all, it’s been an educational week.
Oh, get over it already, it’s been 13 years since she shot Mary Jo Buttafuoco!