And he still don’t know jack-shit.
The things that Contrapuntal knows could fill a pamphlet.
Eutychus never has to worry about applying for a job and being rejected with that dreaded phrase “You are vastly overqualified.”
Sternvogel always rises to the occasion like a moist bucket of cheap yeast.
Bosda makes Dustin Diamond look like Eddie Deezen.
I think we can all say that our courtesy laughter skills would be seriously underdeveloped without the frequent contributions of Eutychus.
I tis truly admirable that **Patty O’Furniture **is able to resume public life after that unfortunate incident with Mayor’s daughter and the vacuum cleaner. I am sure I would not have been able to summon the courage.
Contrapuntal has never, to my recollection, made me angered, confused, or nauseous.
If only the same could be said for Electronic Chaos…
At least **Elendil **is not Paris Hilton.
Mighty_Girl has many qualities in common with Paris Hilton.
Dr_Paprika has not as yet made any public efforts to trade underwear with Paris Hilton.
Thank Og that Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is nowhere near wealthy enough to attract the attention of Paris Hilton.
I, for one, am deeply grateful that sturmhauke has not yet this year shown us either a ceasarian scar or external genitalia.
I must say that Elendil’s hair is one of his best features.
What? Oh, never mind.
Contrapuntal is not as unpleasant as any item, selected at random, from the menu at Orange Julius.
I’ll say this for Tabula – he does not have delusions of adequacy.
Hellow Lady probably does not resemble Jerry Lewis as much as his name implies.
(As an aside I think Evil Captor will be insulted by the suggestion he’s not as evil as suggested.)
I can think of slightly more fitting names for betenoir, if pressed.
Of all of Ace309´s good qualities, his username is the best.