Hey you! has a point–which is why he ususally wears tall hats.
Dr. Rieux’s almost-clever use of a 5th grade playground taunt was so cute!
BMalion certainly knows something about taunting.
Elendil’s Heir is a self-made millionaire. Inherited two million and bet half on Red. 
According to Pliny’s is a cautionary tale that even the least of us can learn from.
**Acording to Pliny ** shows his concern for the environment by recycling old jokes.
Hey You! contributes to the intellect around here in many small ways.
Dr. Rieux almost always wears matching socks.
Swampbear has never publically molested a swamp rat.
BJMoose has never publically given a bj to a moose.
I kinda expected something like that. . . .
BJMoose is so smart that he realizes we all talk about him behind his back.
In time, bigbabysweets2000 may figure out the same.
I’m nothing if not predictable…
Elendil’s Heir has offended fewer people than Michael Richards or Mel Gibson.
Many of Dr. Rieux’s patients have NOT died.
**Eutychus ** is the most brilliant intellectual in Rhode Island, now that the Farrelly brothers have gone to Hollywood
Dr. Rieux isn’t a real doctor, and he doesn’t play one on TV. Which is, I think, in the public interest.
Elendil’s Heir is the most brilliant heir Elendil has, now that Elendil has only one heir.
Chez Guevara is just smart enough that he ought to know that Elendil has more than one heir nowadays.
Elendil’s Heir is still waiting patiently for Elendil’s will to go through probate.
Dr. Rieux’s posts are wonderfully succinct, and therefore less tiresome than they otherwise would be!