That’s almost sigworthy. 
Lemur866 probably wouldn’t jump off a cliff.
**swampbear ** probably wouldn’t push **Lemur866 ** off a cliff.
Anyone analysing Dr. Rieux’s posts on this message board probably needs to look beyond their total length in feet and inches.
Courageously defying the wishes and prayers of millions, Chez Guevara still isn’t dead yet.
It’s very impressive how **Chez Guevara ** has managed to escape the notice of MI-5 and Scotland Yard, so far.
And we’re all proud of **Elendil’s Heir ** for not giving in to the despair that comes from living in Cleveland.
You have to give Dr. Rieux credit for perseverance. He’s still in this thread, and he’s still gamely trying. Good job!
Elendil’s heir is most definitely not suffering from an inferiority complex stemming from living in the shadow of the original Elendil’s memory. I don’t care how many times I hear people say this it doesn’t mean that it’s true.
Being from London, Illuminatiprimus cannot be blamed for skyrocketing dental care costs.
newcrasher is so cute when he thinks people are actually reading his posts.
Bibliocat is so generous that he even gives away his views for free. I know what market forces tell us about scarcity being inversely linked to worth and all that, but I maintain it’s because he’s a nice person.
We’re all so proud that Illuminatiprimus has figured out how to eat with a fork.
We’re all so proud of swampbear who has finally been allowed to eat with forks again.
Illuminatiprimus has never been funnier!
Hey You! is making great strides in telling the difference between damning with faint praise and issuing genuine praise.
**Illuminatiprimus ** is making great strides with the English language, especially considering his location.
Despite his location, **Dr. Rieux ** is slightly smarter than the characters in Raising Arizona.
Der Trihs is not actually a German militarist, I think.
As long as he takes his medication, **Elendil’s Heir ** usually doesn’t actually think he’s a relative of a Tolkien character. He’s even stopped chasing people with his sword while screaming “I have you now, Sauron ! For my father !”
Der Trihs is a real trooper to spend New Year’s Eve all alone, diligently posting to minor threads on the Internet.