Damn the previous poster with faint praise

Some unkind soul told me the other day that Contrapuntal doesn’t have the table manners of a pig.

I disagreed.

Chez Guevara has claimed intimate, detailed, first hand knowledge of the ingestive, digestive, and excretory habits of root hogs. He comes by this knowledge honestly.

Whenever I try to say something complimentary, Contrapuntal is always the previous poster.

As stalkers go, **dahfisheroo **is a veritable beacon of incompetence in a storm of depravity.

Dafisheroo is very intrigueingly conservative with the courteous custom of bolding a previous poster’s name.

I love reading BMalion’s posts, they are so amusing - like his spelling.

My admiration for Vetch, and for the pithy yet simple qualities of Vetch’s postings, simply cannot be described in words. Or any other way.

I see a lot of good things in Contrapuntal’s future. There’s nowhere to go but up!

Contrapuntal has been pretty good about obeying the restraining order recently.

Isn’t **Elendil **cute? He tries *so *hard.

Elendil’s Heir isn’t nearly as ineffectual as most people suppose him to be.

Sonia Montdore—what a refreshing break from that constant, fussy competence.

I love this thread - and the fact that it gives some less-blessed dopers a chance to try and be witty and smart. But not always succeeding, right Sonia?

Ah Poysyn, you’ve made great progress, & soon you’ll be ready to tackle promptness.

You can’t give some people any shit, but not Dung Beetle…a good sport, that one.

When I read one of elfkin’s posts, an image of gibbons taking bong hits rarely comes to mind.

It’s so admirable that Bosda spends so much time fighting ignorance, he doesn’t even have time to go home and shower or brush his teeth

Poysyn doesn’t completely suck.

Oh, and neither does Barking Dog. (Mustn’t forget Barking Dog.)

And by no means does JThunder’s memory rival that of goldfish. No sir.