Very few of us can can joke and be serious at the same time.
A rare breed indeed, us Yetis.
My location description narrows down my location to one of two countries. If you can’t tell which two, well, it’s your own fault for not getting a reference so obscure that almost certainly none of even the tiny minority that has the requisite knowledge understands it.
Nice delurk. 
Thank you :).
Slack!
I have too much fiber in my diet, ohh and the the four-shot mocha’s give me a bad stomach.
This is not my natural habitat!
My location used to say “nowhere”. Eventually I must confess I found that to be not quite funny enough to justify it. So now I simply stick to the uncreative but fiercely truthful answer.
In this thread though I suppose that makes me more normal. Hey ! I’m normalish!!
I mock all of you other pretentious dopers!
Now my sig on the other hand…
Uhhhh, what were we talking about?
I don’t know, I’m an old geezerette, and I don’t get it.
Well, it’s quite clear where I am.
Well, I chose mine because it’s a local nickname around here for the stadium, because at capacity (which it definitely will be this year!) Mountaineer Stadium becomes the largest city in West Virginia…plus I live in the general vicinity of the stadium.
The only option was Almost Heaven, and I’d hate to get that song stuck in my head every time I look at one of my posts…
So…your answer is technically correct, but absolutely unhelpful. Do you work for Micro$oft? 
Hey Laina! I remember Olive Branch, I lived off of Knight Arnold Rd just north of you in Memphis! Going through Olive Branch is where I first saw cows…er…making other cows. It was a memorable event if for no other reason it took me a few minutes to figure it out.
(Well, the cow could have been using the other cow to help him reach something, right?)
2nd clue to the location mystery…you can’t go anywhere without tripping over one of these cute little animals…
Ah, it’s a geezer thing. I guess I just wouldn’t understand.
Well, having just survived something, for me, that was tramatic, the first part is highly accurate. The second part deals with my desires during horrendous bouts of depression. Eek!
Ok, yeah, that’s not funny at all. Maybe I should change it to something about “revenge being best served cold” and aim for some grrrl power. :dubious:
Is it too late for me to say I really like the silly location taglines?
Anyway, mine is true and fights ignorance. Nearly everyone thinks it’s NYC.
It’s comfy here. I’m staying
Well hell, while you’re down there . . .
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