I pride myself on being a girl that isn’t attracted to the “everybody’s all american” type of guy. I also pride myself on being irritated at people who “thank God every day that they’re a Texan”. I also pride myself on not being swayed once I’ve made dramatic statements like “Colby isn’t hot”.
BUT DAMN YOU! The more this show goes on…the hotter you get. You know why? Because I’m a girl who lusts for evil. I’m a girl who digs cruelty the most.
Because you get meaner and meaner with every episode, you get more schemey…you say hurtful things, you lie, you cheat, you’ve got those beautiful arms and shoulders that glisten with sweat in the outback sunlight.
You betrayed Jerri when you knew how much she wanted you…GOD THAT’S HOT.
GOD!
How do you keep your teeth so white and pretty? And those eyes…and those muscles, my God the muscles. The way you stepped on jerri’s back last night. You USED her you big brute…used her like a piece of furniture. * droooollll *
I love you Colby! Let me be your dog! I love you so much…and…
I hear ya jarbabyj. I don’t know if I just hadn’t noticed him as much before or what but I found myself thinking the same things last night. Good God Colby looks hot? !?!!
I first started getting the itch when they were doing the immunity challenge. I was thinking mmmm such muscle definition and ooo look at his shoulders and I love it when a man’s collarbones look like that and ooo how nice he’s even got pretty feet.
Then during the other challenge the man was absolutely on fire, all hot and sweaty and nasty and workin it baby. I’m thinking hto monkey sex, oh yeah.
:fans self vigorously:
I too got an almost evil kind of satisfaction seeing Jeri on her hands and knees like the dog that she is and him using her for a step stool and then when he threw he over the wall and she just landed with a splat, I actually said out loud “yeah bitch take that witcha”
I am going to miss her. It’s not very often that a true cunt comes along that worthy of hating with a venom.
jarbaby, not to throw gas on your fire of lust, but…
Colby works out at the same gym as a friend of mine (here in Dallas). She says that he’s pretty much as good looking as he is on TV, but she doesn’t like short guys.
I was surprised, because he doesn’t look short. “Yeah, he’s only about 5’8” or so." I didn’t think that 5’8" was that short, but she did.
Your penchant for shorter gentlemen is well documented so, given your post, I thought this would give you a little more to go on.
When that happened, Mr. Jarbaby looked at me and said, “Oh jeez, here we go with the bondage freak”
Boy, you know I never thought of it…do I have a penchant for shorter gentlemen? Because I like Wolverine? And Gary Sinise? I’m going to have to look into this…
Kerry Wood is very tall…
but thanks for the gasoline…I can’t wait to see Mr. Colby all cleaned up nice on the wrap up show. Perhaps he’ll give Jerri a nice backhanded bitchslap…yum.
I thought I established I was six foot. Hardly short.
[hijack within a hijack] Wolverine in the Ultimate X-Men series is 6’2"!! :eek: Great series though. If you haven’t checked it out yet, you need to.[/hijack within a hijack]
Now if this was a thread about Elisabeth and Amber I would be…
drool…
drool…
Where was I again? Oh that’s right Elisabeth and Amber are…
and your shoulders? Nice? I need to know these things for my little mental rolodex…
WHAT SORT OF BLASPHEMY IS THIS ANYWAY? Logan is supposed to be PINT SIZED. PINT SIZED PINT SIZED. He’s tiny. small, stocky, compact, vicious, muscular, be-clawed, rough, hairy, sweaty…
:: clunk ::
I have to do a hormone check I think. I’m out of control this morning.
hey jarbabyj I think we must be in sync or something cause my hormones are quite aflame this morning as well, and my imagination tends to run rampant at times like this. But I’ve got four more hours until the mer-man comes home so I’ll just have to focus on last night’s loving until then…mmm yes that was nice…No I was thinking about survivor…yes Colby’s hot sweaty body…mmmmm… no not gonna think about Colby…there are other people in the world …Ok lessee wolverine said he thought Amber and Elisabeth are pretty …Mmmmm The Wolverine from the movies was hot in a bad boy sort of way …Say I wonder how freaky it would get with Colby, Wolverine, Amber, Elisabeth in a foursome? … Yes, nice…oh wait even better…what if me and the merman joined in ? …then I could… while he… and that one could…mmmmm…yeah right there…
Huh? Excuse me I must have dozed off there for a moment. Oh where was I? Yes random lustful musings on men’s bodies, minimum height requirements and stuff.
I don’t consider 5’8" too short. IRL as long as they are at least couple of inches taller than me, it’s cool. I’m 5’4" so that ain’t too hard to do. In my fantasy world anything goes…
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a daydream I need to finish…merman and Amber, me and colby, wolverine and elisabeth will be busy occupied for a few more hours.
I was laughing my ass off when she went through the tire and landed flat on her back. WHUMP! Man, that shit was great! That and Colby talking about her stupid “this is like a Honeymoon…without the sex”…<chkl>…he was killin’ me.
Colby is might fine looking, but I preferred Jeff’s dry personality. And Rodger seems to be just a genuinely nice guy. Forget the city boys. I’ll take a guy who can fish and hunt and build me a nice fire. It’s sooo masculine.
