the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument

Well excuse me for living, you total gaylord.

Oh, yeah!?

Well…

Your mother doesn’t really love you, you know!

Hey, shut up, moron-face. I would beat you up for that but I don’t want to.

My Dad’s bigger than your Dad.

[sub]I am rubber you are glue…[/sub]

[Sarcasm]
Now, how can I argue with that?
[/Sarcasm]

You’re a pea-head. You have a head the size of a pea.

Oh, how laaaaame. It’s Thursday and you’re wearing green. We all know what that means.

I know you are, but what am I?

Katie’s got on pink underwear! I saw them when she was on the monkey bars, plus she let Jester kiss her!
EEEEEEWWWWW! Now she’s got cooties.

[mimics katiekilldare]
Meh meh meeeeh! Green! Thursday! I’m so smart! Meh meh myeeeh!
[/mimics KKD]

[sub]Posters who know my real last name will understand my flashbacks and twitching…[/sub]

No one likes you anyway, fart-face. Okay, who wants to hear a dirty joke?

Two horses fell in mud, only one came out.

I do SO get it! No, I’m not going to explain it to you. You don’t get it because you’re a BA-by.

If I had a dog that looked like you I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.

You’re all a bunch of liars, you snot-heads. Liar, liar, pants on fire!

::sticks out tongue::

BunnyGirl, FireUnderpantsBoobs, why don’t you go trade Pokemon cards with the lunchroom ladies?

I’ve got my circle-circle-dot-dot cootie shot right here, anyway.

You are sooooooo immature.

You’re not the boss of me!

<<Makes list of best friends>>

<<Revises list based on that fact that some of you have store-brand cheese curls in your lunch bags instead of real Cheetos>>

<<Carries list around in notebook at all times and refuses to let you see>>

Your brain balanced on the edge of a razor blade would look like a pea rolling down a six lane highway!

I do NOT have cooties! The medicine my Doctor gave me cleared them up, and except for this rash, I’m fine!

Uh oh.

I mean…uhmmmmm…Hey, look! That kid’s wearing glasses! What a dork! Let’s make fun of HIM!

Of course I know the answer, but I’m not going to say it until you do, 'cause you don’t know the answer.

:: writing frantically in pink pen ::
Cranky,

I heard that Rosebud took you off the best friends list because you told Jester that she liked him and then she saw your Jewel brand cheesecurls and said “sick”

I hate her so much. Do you hate her? ___ yes ___ no

And BunnyGirl said that she got a bra. She’s such a liar.

kisses!

jarbaby

Me: My sister could beat your sister any day!
friend: So
Me: So, so suck your toe, all the way to Mexico, when your there brush your hair, so, so suck your toe! ::Sticks out tongue::