Well excuse me for living, you total gaylord.
Oh, yeah!?
Well…
Your mother doesn’t really love you, you know!
Hey, shut up, moron-face. I would beat you up for that but I don’t want to.
My Dad’s bigger than your Dad.
[sub]I am rubber you are glue…[/sub]
[Sarcasm]
Now, how can I argue with that?
[/Sarcasm]
You’re a pea-head. You have a head the size of a pea.
Oh, how laaaaame. It’s Thursday and you’re wearing green. We all know what that means.
I know you are, but what am I?
Katie’s got on pink underwear! I saw them when she was on the monkey bars, plus she let Jester kiss her!
EEEEEEWWWWW! Now she’s got cooties.
[mimics katiekilldare]
Meh meh meeeeh! Green! Thursday! I’m so smart! Meh meh myeeeh!
[/mimics KKD]
[sub]Posters who know my real last name will understand my flashbacks and twitching…[/sub]
No one likes you anyway, fart-face. Okay, who wants to hear a dirty joke?
Two horses fell in mud, only one came out.
I do SO get it! No, I’m not going to explain it to you. You don’t get it because you’re a BA-by.
If I had a dog that looked like you I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
You’re all a bunch of liars, you snot-heads. Liar, liar, pants on fire!
::sticks out tongue::
BunnyGirl, FireUnderpantsBoobs, why don’t you go trade Pokemon cards with the lunchroom ladies?
I’ve got my circle-circle-dot-dot cootie shot right here, anyway.
You are sooooooo immature.
You’re not the boss of me!
<<Makes list of best friends>>
<<Revises list based on that fact that some of you have store-brand cheese curls in your lunch bags instead of real Cheetos>>
<<Carries list around in notebook at all times and refuses to let you see>>
Your brain balanced on the edge of a razor blade would look like a pea rolling down a six lane highway!
I do NOT have cooties! The medicine my Doctor gave me cleared them up, and except for this rash, I’m fine!
Uh oh.
I mean…uhmmmmm…Hey, look! That kid’s wearing glasses! What a dork! Let’s make fun of HIM!
Of course I know the answer, but I’m not going to say it until you do, 'cause you don’t know the answer.
:: writing frantically in pink pen ::
Cranky,
I heard that Rosebud took you off the best friends list because you told Jester that she liked him and then she saw your Jewel brand cheesecurls and said “sick”
I hate her so much. Do you hate her? ___ yes ___ no
And BunnyGirl said that she got a bra. She’s such a liar.
kisses!
jarbaby
Me: My sister could beat your sister any day!
friend: So
Me: So, so suck your toe, all the way to Mexico, when your there brush your hair, so, so suck your toe! ::Sticks out tongue::