the SDMB takes a look inside a fourth grade argument

[HIJACK]
The chanteuse best known for “Foolish Games” and “Building a Mystery” has her own brand of cheese curls?

Sheesh. First singing, then poetry books, then acting, now snack foods. The woman’s taking over the world!

[/HIJACK]

Oh yeah? Well, so’s your old man!

Fiver’s a homo

oh you’re not?

too bad. I only go out with Homosapiens.

nah-ny-nah-ny-boo-boo
no one really loves you!
so there!!!

I know you are but what am I? :stuck_out_tongue:

I was gonna post a reply, but you guys are way too immature.
And DON’T call me four-eyes!!!

You all are a bunch of TINY TOONS!

You want to marry the teacher!

Hey Lady Juliet, your epidermis is showing!

[sub]yah, I don’t think I needed one until like 6th grade or more. feh.[/sub]

Am not.

Where’d ya get the high waders at? Salvation Army? Pew! You stink!

:runs shouting: jarbaby cut the cheese!

Hey Fiver,

Everybody knows that “Building a Mystery” is by SARAH MCLACHLAN and not JEWEL.

DUH!!!

What a dummy.

:: stomps off to play with the COOL kids ::

I doubt very seriously that the cool kids listen to Sarah Mclachilan.

If you do then you’re a dork.

(sorry, I am mostly a lurker here, but I figured I’d give it a try. )

Y…You mean Rosebud doesn’t like me?

Well…I…I don’t CARE anyway! I mean, why would I CARE that she liked me! She’s just a GIRL after all, anyway!
<sniff>

Y…you all are so ugly that you have to tie steaks around your neck, just so’s the dog’ll play with you! So there!

<pushes BunnyGirl into the mud>
Now you have doo-doo on you, so hah! You’re nothing but a doo-doo face, Miss doo-doo face! Why don’t you go play in doo-doo, doo-doo face!

I’m rubber and your glue!!

Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!!
[sing song voice]
NA na na na na na!!!
[/sing song voice]

Does your face hurt, scout1222? Because it’s killing me!

[sub]Like there’s such a big difference between Jewel and Sarah McLachlan anyway…[/sub]

jarbabyj, is that my sparkly pink ink Justin Timberlake pen with the fluffy top in your desk?

You know I let you hold it yesterday when you told me you wanted to have 10,000 of his babies, but I didn’t mean you could keep it.

Oh, reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally mature, Jester. Who died and made you boss of the world??

[sub]And I needed a bra in fourth grade. Girls mature physically and mentally much earlier than boys do. Nyah![/sub]

Hey, Jester, do you have holes in your underwear?

:on the verge of tears:
I just got this PowerPuff girls t-shirt, Jester, you big doody-head, and now it’s ruined!

:runs at Jester, slapping furiously at him:

screech-owl:

I am sure this is true, because I’m 35 and still don’t need a bra.

<skips in clutching a handful of envelopes>

I’m having a party and these are the invitations and they’re just for the cool kids and none of you are coming because all the cool kids are in the 5th grade and that’s who I’m inviting so you can just forget it because I’m not inviting any of you so there!!!

Unless you give me your dessert at lunch…

You think you’re so big! You’re not so big. I heard you call the teacher “Mommy” by mistake.