Okay, I visited the “People of the Straight Dope” page for the first time for a long time, and there I saw this Now I am madly in love with Hamadryad, with no way to ever meet her. sigh Damn you Hamadryad, for being so cool, and totally unobtainable!
Sweet Jesus, Lizard. What are you, a masochist?
I’ll quickly do you a favour and move this one to the safer environment that is MPSIMS, before Lynn and Alphagene wake up. You may thank me later.
Relax.
I’m a lot less cool in real life.
Sez you. 
My goodness, Hamadryad, no wonder dpr made you Minister (Ministress?) for Sexuality! Well!
He did? Where was that? And why didn’t I get the memo? And where’s my certificate!
Damn ALL of you, then.
I’m willing to reserve a special place in my heart for Lizard, since he was brave enough to state his undying affection publicly. Big of me, no?
Funny you should say that. I really didn’t think of that picture as “sexual”. I just like women with attitude. As anyone can see, Hamamdryad has buckets of that. But I guess there is a certain buried element of sensuality there somewhere. The phallic symbol she’s holding could have something to do with it, but that was not what I was thinking originally.
By the way Hamamdryad, thanks for giving me my own special place.
My God! I just realized…this threade has set a new record for views to post ratio! Approx. 38 views per post! I am the king!
Yeah, you may be the king, but you’re riding MY coat-tails to fame. I expect a cut. A very DECENT cut, and none of this “points of net” crap, either.
So…to me, all that means is that I’m interesting enough to read about, but not to talk to.
<<much brow-beating and gnashing of teeth>>
Hamadryad: Could you just confirm the attached caption doesn’t read:
“I don’t care what those girls do in Bangkok, this ain’t going no where ‘til someone puts the fire out””
I reiterate: Sez you.
London_Calling: Thanks a lot for making the “Chess” soundtrack run through my mind. I couldn’t appreciate it more. Actually, that’s NOT a bad thing; I’ve had “Hey, ho, blow the man down!” stuck in my head for the last two hours.
And considering the activities in which I was engaged less than twelve hours before that picture was taken, I refuse utterly to caption it at all, much less confirm or refute your attempt at cleverness. Oh, all right; it WAS clever. But still.
Olentzero: YOU HAVE NO PROOF! I refuse to admit that there is anything interesting about talking OR listening to me until someone antes up with a line of well-trained slaves at my door, waiting to submit to my every conversational and physical bit of whimsy.
(Oh, PLEASE let it work this time…please please please please please…heh heh heh)
Where do I sign up?
First: considering I believe I know the nature of the activities you mentioned, I’m certain I have proof.
Second: you never told me where you’re from, dammit. How am I supposed to join the line at your door?!
I LOVE the font you used for the links pages! Did you get it at the Fontpool? What’s it called? I want it for myself, I does I does.
Fine. Go to Richmond, Virginia. Find Gayton Crossing. When you catch the scent of ambrosia (the food of the Gods, not that nasty marshmallow-jello crap), follow it and you will soon find yourself at my sanctified door.
Boy, can I talk a lovely line of bullshit, or what?
Oh? Where did you get that conclusion from? It’s not as if I can just call you, ya know.
And what were those activities you were engaged in 12 hours prior to the photo? Enquiring minds want to know! I doubt it would faze me…unless it involved children or my Mom.
Since YOU linked to this thread, and dragged it kicking and screaming out of it’s casket, I feel compelled to back you up:
You are a lot less cool IRL.
[sub] Oh, Who am I kidding, Hammy rocks. She’s still a lunatic, however.[/sub]
Since YOU linked to this thread, and dragged it kicking and screaming out of it’s casket, I feel compelled to back you up:
You are a lot less cool IRL.
[sub] Oh, Who am I kidding, Hammy rocks. She’s still a lunatic, however.[/sub]
I saw that photo before I’d ever talk to Hama and thought “Yowza!”. Now I’ve got to know her a little bit, I think I can safely say she rocks way more than that picture could ever convey. She’s most biting wit I know, and she’s got an attitude I admire the hell out of. Here’s to Hama.