I’m glad someone got the reference, Pepper… 
What?? Dammit, I just got here! Now what do I do? Joe, come back! Come baaack!!
Joe? …Hmmph… ::looks around:: … hey, is there any beer left in that keg?
Come on, people! We’re in serious trouble here. After all,
This is the smartest person on the boards!! How dare we of less intelligence think to disagree with this staggering intellect?!
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Holy shit! I’ve never seen anyone inform an entire board that they are smarter than everyone else. I thought at first that it was a rather clever, tongue-in-cheek way of starting a thread, but then I realized he was serious. I’m still laughing. Mayhap he can go associate with those of equal intellectual stature, like, say, Alex Chiu.
Oh, and for those that don’t yet realize it, I’m better looking and more charming than all of you. Just so you know. :rolleyes:
Hmmm…isn’t this plagarized from How to Win Friends and Influence People?
I mean damn, man, you set yourself up for this like a Brunswick Pin-Monkey. Think of what you said!
And then…
do we really need another Poster self-destructing in The Pit? All these half-hearted efforts will just cheapen my Thermonuclear-level Pit self-destruction, which is due any hour now…
But that aside - please come back Joe. I’m sure it’s not as bad as it seems. If you read your OP you can see that you set yourself up for the mockery you received.
Of course, if you really believe that you are smarter than everyone else on the Board, well, I’ve got some bad news for you Sunshine.
Ive never seen anyone quite that egocentric and arrogant… So much so that he actually thought that someone gave a damn wether or not hes here. I mean hell he said he was leaving and we are still flaming him. 
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Go back to the Homepage. It says “fighting arrogance since 1973”. You dylexics are all alike.
Well, Spoofe, I went and checked out the Gun Debate thread. I found Joe’s arguments to be impeccably logical, if a bit, um, verbose.
Would you mind peeing in this cup for me?
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Hey, who squished my cup?
WE, that is US, as in DITWD & Yosemite, WE were the ones bringing in the side issues!!! Ferkrisakes, agi, I must have posted 6 times, asking you two nimrods to stick to the thread, instead of the freaking side issue. You started an entire freaking PIT flame, becuase I would NOT address your “side issues”.
The OP was “employer Drug testing”, but you 2 hamster brains insisted on discussing whether or not sodomy laws in Georgia were moral. You two feculent wonders kept insisting that we discuss “what ifs”. Well, bozo-brain, there are no companies that test for sodomy, or have an “anti-sodomy” policy. Sure, we could have answered your "what if’, by hijacking the thread, but what then? Another “what if”. I can hearit now “But what if aliens from the planet Remulac landed and switched the urine tests around?” And we answer that, and then… ad nauseum.
Well, I guess, tho, Joe might have been so super intelligent- after all, he had 2 brains to work with, his, and yours, as your head was shoved so far up his butt you must have been mind-melding. Oh, and how IS your shrine to “Joe, the smartest, most wonderful poster in all the world” coming? :rolleyes:
Pee in your CUP? Oops, sorry, bad aim. My hands were shaking from laughing so hard.
Self destruct? feh. he shoud read Freakfreely’s posts, or maybe He who shall not be named’s epic final post… thats self destruction.
Joe was a guy that started every arguement with, “I’m smarter than you, Na-na.”
I’m putting a montage of his posts together as we speak so I can print them out, stick them to the wall of my cube and make ritual sacrifices of Coffee and donuts, before lamenting on what a loss this is to our society here.
If anyone wants me I’ll be in my room.
I read somewhere that the definition of a true gentleman is: “a man who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn’t.”
Hoping Joe took his bagpipes with him.
No, Joes’ a really smart guy!!
He just needs to lay off the drugs and sodomy for a little while. You know, get his head together.
This is in no way an attempt to stick up for Joe here, but I think you’ll find that the comment in the OP (“I’m smarter than you”) was specifically referring to DITWD and Yosemitebabe. I do not think that it was intended to be adressing the whole board.
Boy, that one simple drugs thread seems to have caused a lot of rancour. Big deep breath now folks.
Incidentally, nothing wrong with the word “arse” - it’s what we say in the UK. You can keep your racist anti-UK Amercicanisms to yourself, thankyou very much 
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FWIW, I have been a participant in the gun thread referenced by Joe, and I agree that his request, “Don’t treat me like a moron simply because I disagree with you,” was a reasonable one that was ignored by far too many posters. He also requested that both sides accept prima facie that their opposite numbers acknowledge the real and legitimate concerns regarding firearms that each had. Again, largely ignored. So, to the degree that that is relevant, there it is.
I also agree that DITWD couldn’t argue his way out of a paper bag if you soaked it in water and spotted him a starter hole. I consider him to be one of the SDMB’s unfortunate “What about that? Huh? Huh? Huh?” 4th-grade-playground-argument posters, which is why I no longer address his comments even when directed specifically towards me.
“Arse” is pretentious? How’s that then? Isn’t an ass an animal?
I know you’re kidding, but over on this side of the pond, we consider britishisms by an American to be pretentious. It’s pretening to be who your are not. So, the (mildly weak) joke here was that Joe would say buttocks or arse. Ok, I grinned while I wrote it, but even i did not think it was hilarious.
Does anyone else notice the contradiction here? Poor ol’ Pl & I disagree on almost everything. Especially, Libertarianism as a practical form of Government, where, note, he promised to give us all a model Lib’t gov’t some time ago, but has failed. Sure, since I had him pinned down, and no-where to wriggle, the best way out is to pretend I don’t exist. VERY mature. True, hell, I disagree with someone, about something every day I post. Yeah, sometimes this gives me a poor opinion of someone, but usually we just simply disagree. But poor ol Pl has to take it personally, and go out of his way to insult me every time he can. You are so sad & pitiful, Pl, that I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. If you can’t stand the heat, stay off the boards.
Yeah, I’d have to agree with that. However, Mr. Malik was so quick to point out that he was soooo smart on the Drug Testing thread, that it prompted me to make my initial comment on that thread (which he quoted in the OP.) Mr. Malik has “issues” about how smart he is - he wants to make sure everyone knows about it. He’s gotta keep on mentioning it, and also about how logical he is, yada yada. His tone on this thread was the same - and yep, as could have been predicted, he got righteously shot down for it.
I haven’t resorted to calling people names, or starting Pit threads. (This is the second Pit thread that has been prompted by the Drug Testing topic.) Did Daniel or I start either of these threads? Nope. I consider the Drug Testing debate an interesting one, but it is not getting me all that riled up.
[sub]But then again, I don’t use drugs…[/sub]
Sorry - I couldn’t resist - I was not being totally serious about that last remark!
Nope, sorry, Mr. Selective Memory. I may in general ignore you, but you aren’t going to get away with telling lies. (A preferred tactic of yours, to be certain, but you won’t get away with it with me.) The fact is, you asked the same questions that had been asked and answered a hundred times before, and when that was pointed out to you, you explicitly said you weren’t going to look up old threads and that you didn’t want to hear that as an answer. Get this through your head: The fact that you are too goddamned stupid or lazy to look up threads does not confer upon me or anyone else the obligation to hold your hand.
I know you exist; I just think you’re a hotheaded jackoff who isn’t worth more than a bare minimum of my time. I prefer to converse with posters who can, like, type in English and aren’t so eager to say, “What about that? Huh? Huh? Huh?” that they don’t have to abbreviate every third word in their post. (“Lib’t gov’t”? Jeee-zus. T bsy t tpe?
Right. Please point out the last ten times I did that, and if fewer than half occurred in the last two months, I expect to see that remark rescinded. The last time I said anything to you (prior to today) was in a gun thread about three weeks ago. But you believe whatever makes you feel more martyred. I know it’s your favorite pose.
Riiiiiiight. I shit bigger turds than you, Danny. Get over your bad self.
Joe,
Resignation notifications should be emailed to the moderators, or administrators. Notification of your departure posted in forums is simply an affectation, and a transparent one, at that. Hardly anyone gives a shit.
I have read a few of your posts, I think. I don’t remember them specifically. I am sure you are smart. I don’t much give a shit about that, though, because smart is pretty common around here. Smarter than average here is really fucking smart. You don’t seem really fucking smart to me. But then, I am not really fucking smart either.
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
Tris